014 (Video)

[painhumbles]

All right, gang. It's time for a little PSA, brought to you by the Society of If I Hear One More News Story About That Angel Bitch, I'm Gonna Hurl.

If that chick's an angel, Jerry Falwell's got a bridge on the other side of the Pearly Gates to sell you. I don't wanna call racism here, but... This city's got an entire contingent of Heavenly Hosts

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[makes_asteroids]

[He ought not be laughing. But he is. He'd been wondering when someone was going to say something, and who it would be, because all he'd been able to think about was Warren Worthington in Calvin Klein ads and peddling self help books and it had been as horrible as it was amusing. So he's on the HoA roof, laughing until he almost has tears in his eyes, cleaning up from the turkey fry.]

Voice (2/2)

[makes_asteroids]

[Once he's managed to stop laughing.]

Do you think she - or her handlers - will listen?

Voice;

[painhumbles]

It's not her I'm worried about, Chief.

Re: Voice;

[makes_asteroids]

What makes you think I am? Collateral damage can be difficult to contain.

Voice;

[painhumbles]

Just checking. Assuming she knows what she's doing- she's got a mob that worships her. Assuming she doesn't? Still got a mob. This is the kinda crap that makes Jonestown look like Disneyland with the right oomph.

Re: Voice;

[makes_asteroids]

It does. Something like this so rarely has a 'good' ending. [Like he believes in those.]

[A pause, a breath, thinking over what he's going to say, and for now, withdraws it.]

Where the brownies good?

Voice;

[painhumbles]

Fantastic. My compliments to the chef. I now know what a stray cat feels like, but hey, I'm not complaining.

Re: Voice;

[makes_asteroids]

[He smiles, it's almost audible.u

You're welcome. And thank you.

[He sobs a little.]

Do you have some free time?

[To talk privately.]

Voice;

[painhumbles]

Let's see... I'm pretty much immortal, can be in five places or more at once, annnnd I only work nights.

My schedule's free. Out of morbid curiosity, if nothing else.

Re: [voice] | private

[makes_asteroids]

I prefer in person, it's more secure.

[voice] | private

[painhumbles]

Oh, this'll be good. Gimme a tic.

[Annnd voila. There is a Gabriel outside the HoA]

*action

[makes_asteroids]

[Magneto was on the roof, though he hops over the rail and lands lightly a polite distance away.]

Just. To be clear. You are welcome to just pop inside.

*action

[painhumbles]

I know. Scares the crap outta Chuck every time. [But he doesn't want to be inside right now. Because he's obstinate and anyway, he figures this is a fanciful outdoorsy conversation or sommat.]

Re: *action

[makes_asteroids]

[Snort. Some day, he's afraid Gabriel and Deadpool are going to get into a prank war, and he's just going to hide in his lab until it's over.]

I shouldn't laugh about that. Or should start monitoring his blood pressure.

[No. He should do both.]

Good thing the lamps are built to be surged?

*action

[painhumbles]

I leave the surging for the flashy siblings. It kinda blows the Trickster vibe when you're breaking all the streetlights whenever you show up. [He shrugs] You're stalling.

*action

[makes_asteroids]

A little.

Castiel's powers are returning. It's made me curious of any precautions I need to take to protect all of us, including him.

[Yes, he was attempting to be protective of a budding angel. Castiel is his friend. That makes him protective.]