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All right, gang. It's time for a little PSA, brought to you by the Society of If I Hear One More News Story About That Angel Bitch, I'm Gonna Hurl.
If that chick's an angel, Jerry Falwell's got a bridge on the other side of the Pearly Gates to sell you. I don't wanna call racism here, but... This city's got an entire contingent of Heavenly Hosts here and not a damn one of the idiots fawning over Leggy and Winged has ever really thought, "Well, gee, I don't see any of these guys writing self-help books and flaunting their wings." ...Or modeling underwear, but we've only got one girl and if Anna took up underwear modeling, there'd be blood.
Of course, most of us seem to have misplaced our give-a-damn's- myself, included, don't get me wrong, but even I've got my limits.
Also, I have two brothers with tempers and if I have to wrangle 'em, because this bullshit got out of hand, it's gonna be messy. And I plan on taking a vacation sometime.
If that chick's an angel, Jerry Falwell's got a bridge on the other side of the Pearly Gates to sell you. I don't wanna call racism here, but... This city's got an entire contingent of Heavenly Hosts here and not a damn one of the idiots fawning over Leggy and Winged has ever really thought, "Well, gee, I don't see any of these guys writing self-help books and flaunting their wings." ...Or modeling underwear, but we've only got one girl and if Anna took up underwear modeling, there'd be blood.
Of course, most of us seem to have misplaced our give-a-damn's- myself, included, don't get me wrong, but even I've got my limits.
Also, I have two brothers with tempers and if I have to wrangle 'em, because this bullshit got out of hand, it's gonna be messy. And I plan on taking a vacation sometime.