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[ 'sup, siren's port. there is a tiny antichrist all up in your screens. he's bundled up in a jacket and raincoat, but he still looks a little damp and breathless, face cold-stung, as he beams into the nv. ]
Christmas is less than a month away, now! [ barely less, but whatevs, every microsecond counts. ] I was thinkin' I don't know a bunch of people here, but I've gotta' get gifts for at least Elaine an' 'Ziraphale an' Chuck an' Helen an' Aslan. [ he's counting on his fingers, but as he mentions aslan, he glances back up, clearly a little consternated. ] What should I get Aslan? He's usually a lion. [ but then he remembers he was counting. ] --An' prob'ly the other kids, too.
[ that done, he puffs himself up a little, chin lifting to try to look a little taller, thumbing himself in the chest. ]
So if anyone's got jobs an' stuff that I can do for Christmas money, I'm def'nitely your guy!
Christmas is less than a month away, now! [ barely less, but whatevs, every microsecond counts. ] I was thinkin' I don't know a bunch of people here, but I've gotta' get gifts for at least Elaine an' 'Ziraphale an' Chuck an' Helen an' Aslan. [ he's counting on his fingers, but as he mentions aslan, he glances back up, clearly a little consternated. ] What should I get Aslan? He's usually a lion. [ but then he remembers he was counting. ] --An' prob'ly the other kids, too.
[ that done, he puffs himself up a little, chin lifting to try to look a little taller, thumbing himself in the chest. ]
So if anyone's got jobs an' stuff that I can do for Christmas money, I'm def'nitely your guy!