[video]

[atrumcanis]

[The video feed shows-- for those who know it-- the living room of the Super Secret Firehouse. It's empty for the moment, but one can hear muffled yips in the background. Jack's voice is first.]

Attention, Newcomers of Siren's Port! I think there's a goddman epidemic goin' on here! First Jinx, and now--

Stoppit, hold-- [It's a mutter at first,

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voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

I am going to kill you both.

Slowly.

voice;

[cowboy_newsie]

Can't kill us if you can't find us.

voice;

[hexyoutotuesday]

I have my ways, douchebag.

voice;

[cowboy_newsie]

What're you gonna do! I live in an invisible firehouse, ain't no way you can find me!

[video]

[azarathmetrion]

[Okay, all annoyances and awkwardnesses aside, it has to be admitted. This is funny.

...Much like most humor at Jinx's expense.]

Watch out for the death threats in about three seconds. And don't worry, I'll get you guys a present.

[video]

[atrumcanis]

You're about three seconds too late for the warning--but thanks, miss, thanks. What will you get us?

[video]

[azarathmetrion]

Well, I wouldn't want a pregnant lady like yourself to come to harm.

I was thinking a collar. He can use it on you or on the dog, I'm not picky.

[video]

[atrumcanis]

Pregnant man, actually, thanks. And what dog are you on about, why does everyone keep mentioning dogs?

voice.

[kingofrooks]

Oh my god, they are procreating.

voice.

[atrumcanis]

We're going to take over Canada with our spawn, actually, would you like to be a part of our new world? We'll make you Minister of... something hilarious. What d'you say!

voice.

[kingofrooks]

[ Pause. ]

Minister of Something Hilarious sounds good to me. I've never been a Minister before, so it'll be exciting.

But more importantly: are you going to be the mother for all of them, or are you taking turns?

voice.

[atrumcanis]

It's terribly exciting. You get to make a load of decrees and people listen, no matter how stupid they are. And you're paid for that, can you imagine?

And I'm not the mother, actually, not really. This is coincidental.

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[narcotizes]

WhOa ShIt
If ThAtS nOt SoMe MoThErFuCkIn MaGiC aLl hApPeNiNg RiGhT bEfOrE mY eYeS i DoN't KnOw WhAt ThE fUcK iT bE!
bUt UhHhHh WhAt'S GoInG dOwN wItH yOu BrOtHeRs?
I'm KiNd Of NoT fOlLoWiNg.

I'm cool with it!

[cowboy_newsie]

What the hell is wrong with your typin'?

[narcotizes]

UhHhH
i DoN't SeE nOtHiNg WrOnG, mAn

fine with meeee

[atrumcanis]

Something is certainly going on in front of your eyes, but I'm not certain that I'm at fault for it. What's going down with you?

[ Video ]

[of_frell]

[ Laughing. ]

Oh how adorable. Congratulations, both of you! [ Pickles and ice cream - eww.. ]

[ Video ]

[cowboy_newsie]

Oh, thank you, Ella, means a lot. Maybe we'll name it after you, means so much. We're still decidin' on names, y'see, and Ella's as good as anythin'.

[ Video ]

[of_frell]

[ She glances over her shoulder briefly, and then glances back to the NV with a laugh. ] Oh really? I'd be honored. How many names have you come up with her so far?

[ Video ]

[cowboy_newsie]

Er-- Sawyer, really, that's it.