"Austin, I have a smile on my face that just won't seem to go away. I think it all really started when you tasted my box and decided that it was the tastiest. So, when you're deciding who to give the pearl necklace to will you think of my box and just think of me smiling thinking of you eating my box?" Cammy, Joe Schmo 2"I've been faced with ( Read more... )

NADER: You'll Understand When He's Dead.

Ha!

"My sister went to the Emerald City and all I got were these jeweled slippers."

(just wanted to get that down some place so when, someone tries to claim they made it up themselves, I will have it documented. :-)

I gave people the go-ahead to use it for icons, etc and may want one using it myself sometime.

"No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."
A Clockwork Orange

pink and white as peaches and cream is she...Shaw turns 3 tomorrow. His grandma was up this weekend and brought his presents, one of which is a soccer ball with four orange cones (like construction cones) about 8" tall to use for marking the goals ( Read more... )

I love and adore Al Franken. I'm a Frankenite. If you don't also love and adore Al Franken, then you're an anti-Frankenite and you're a big, fat idiot.

The following is an excerpt from Al Franken's book, Oh, The Things I Know! which Tristan read aloud to me this evening with minimal help. The words that I gave him a tad bit of help by helping him break down the words, etc, are in bold. All other words he fired off like a sixth-grader. Tristan is six. He was so cute. He came over and asked to ( Read more... )

"Was that squirrel scared to fly after 9/11?"

"No, I don't think he knew about that."

"It was all in the papers."

"He's a squirrel. He doesn't read the paper."

"Well, he should because knowledge is the cornerstone of democracy."

The other night the boys were in the tub (Aislinn is visiting with one of her sane sets of grandparents) and Tristan says, "Boy's penises are like army tanks. Yes, boys have army tank penises."

On to other news, having to euthanize fish sucks.

(as my man Vonnegut would say. In one of his books he's always saying, "I had to laugh like hell ( Read more... )