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Memerica ~~~ ****>
Character Name Stephen T. Colbert.
Canon: The Colbert Report.
Age: Forty-six.
Gender: Male.
Sexuality: As straight as the stripes on our dear flag.
Relationship Status: Married.
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Or, more importantly, how much do you love my driving?