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cohesions in singularity_rpg

AUDIO

Jan 25, 2011 11:34

[ Have an extremely robot, synthesized voice addressing the network. Legion's been stalking the last week or so of posts and just staring at them like ARE YOU ALL WIZARDS because seriously, what is this prom business. ]

What is the purpose of 'space prom?' Is a partner a required for entry?

legion

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text; manipul8trix January 25 2011, 20:06:44 UTC

No.
No matter what some assholes might say, having a d8 isn't mandatory for you to have a gr8 time.
And any8ody who tells you otherwise is a 8ig dum8 liar who just wants to make you look stupid in front of every8ody!!!!!!!!
So don't listen to them.
You're just supposed to go there and dance and 8e awesome.
All 8y yourself if you have to!

audio; cohesions January 25 2011, 20:34:48 UTC

The purpose of a space prom is to dance? [ That's... pretty much all it's getting from her wall of text. ]

text; manipul8trix January 25 2011, 21:41:20 UTC

Right! Don't you know anything?
It's also Earth human tradition for the prettiest people to wear pink.
And frills.
And sparkles!
So you 8etter get on finding yourself an outfit. ::::D

audio; cohesions January 25 2011, 21:46:59 UTC

We do not wear clothes.

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savor_last_shot January 25 2011, 21:19:20 UTC

It's some sort of human tradition. It's a party. With dancing.

And apparently punch, which is traditionally spiked.

[Bad '80s movies would never lie to him.]

cohesions January 25 2011, 21:20:35 UTC

Why?

savor_last_shot January 25 2011, 21:21:42 UTC

To have fun. Isn't that the point of most parties?

It's not exactly my idea of a good time, but I'm a turian.

cohesions January 25 2011, 21:23:55 UTC

We do not understand why organics poison their bodies for entertainment.

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eighttotwelve January 25 2011, 21:27:08 UTC

It appears to be that way, per Shepard's rules.

cohesions January 25 2011, 21:31:03 UTC

[ O-oh. :c It... wanted to go. Purely for a chance to observe, of course, but still!! ]

We wish to attend. We do not have a partner.

eighttotwelve January 25 2011, 21:33:03 UTC

[Aww, Legion. YOU SO PRECIOUS.]

If it would assist, I would be willing to go with you as your... partner, Legion. I have no one else to really ask, and I don't plan to do much more than keep an eye on things. Thus, we would be meeting Shepard's rules.

cohesions January 25 2011, 21:36:37 UTC

[ c:!!!

There's a pause while its various programs come to a decision. ]

This would be an acceptable arrangement.

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Audio. cmdr_renegade January 26 2011, 01:59:59 UTC

It's a party. The purpose of a party is fun.

[Who am I talking to?]

And recon.

Audio, encrypted (20%) theniputitback January 26 2011, 02:58:00 UTC

Recon?

Audio, encrypted (20%) cmdr_renegade January 26 2011, 03:02:02 UTC

You can fit recon into anything.

Parties are just convenient because everyone's drunk.

Audio, encrypted (20%) theniputitback January 26 2011, 03:05:23 UTC

[This sounds good to Parker.]

What are we reconning?

[FINALLY, PREPARING FOR A HEIST???]

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1/2 swarmfree January 26 2011, 03:09:11 UTC

[Willing himself to speak. DX Fumbling a bit with his audio settings.]

audio; swarmfree January 26 2011, 03:12:34 UTC

Um. Legion.

[There was a more coherent greeting here. It's gone now.]

audio; cohesions January 26 2011, 03:16:49 UTC

Creator-Veetor'Nara.

audio; swarmfree January 26 2011, 03:22:28 UTC

[ffff slightly delayed response]

I have a question about the event. If you've managed to gather more intel than I have. [Geth out-teching him... :| Do not want.]