AUDIO

[cohesions]

[ Have an extremely robot, synthesized voice addressing the network. Legion's been stalking the last week or so of posts and just staring at them like ARE YOU ALL WIZARDS because seriously, what is this prom business. ]

What is the purpose of 'space prom?' Is a partner a required for entry?

Comments

text;

[manipul8trix]

No.
No matter what some assholes might say, having a d8 isn't mandatory for you to have a gr8 time.
And any8ody who tells you otherwise is a 8ig dum8 liar who just wants to make you look stupid in front of every8ody!!!!!!!!
So don't listen to them.
You're just supposed to go there and dance and 8e awesome.
All 8y yourself if you have to!

audio;

[cohesions]

The purpose of a space prom is to dance? [ That's... pretty much all it's getting from her wall of text. ]

text;

[manipul8trix]

Right! Don't you know anything?
It's also Earth human tradition for the prettiest people to wear pink.
And frills.
And sparkles!
So you 8etter get on finding yourself an outfit. ::::D

audio;

[cohesions]

We do not wear clothes.

text;

[manipul8trix]

You just wander around naked????????
Gross!
Don't you know there are six-sweep-olds on this st8tion?
Man! Show some class!
You know you can't show up for spaceprom without an outfit, right? Sicko.

audio; LMFAO THAT ICON

[cohesions]

Our race does not require clothing. We have no genitalia or secondary sex characteristics which are considered inappropriate to display by any race we are aware of.

text; SCRIBBLEVRISKA IS JUDGING YOU SO HARD

[manipul8trix]

8ut what if a mysterious alien race that WAS offended 8y your gross indecency showed up?
Man, would you look dum8 then!
Not to mention incredi8ly inappropri8 and culturally insensitive.
8est to just conform and put on some sweet clothes now, 8ro!
May8e a dress. I 8et you would look gr8 in a dress.

audio;

[cohesions]

We do not wish to offend.

[ ...Legion goes to ask its date about this dress business :c ]

text;

[manipul8trix]

Gr8! May8e there is hope for you yet, Mister McNaked. ::::D

[IRRITATING TROLL GIGGLES FOREVERRRRRRRR]

audio;

[cohesions]

[ A low croak. W-what is this 'mister' business? ]

We do not have a gender.

text;

[manipul8trix]

Oh. Ok.
So I should just call you McNaked, riiiiiiiight? >::::D

audio;

[cohesions]

This terminal is known as Legion.