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[cohesions]

[ Have an extremely robot, synthesized voice addressing the network. Legion's been stalking the last week or so of posts and just staring at them like ARE YOU ALL WIZARDS because seriously, what is this prom business. ]

What is the purpose of 'space prom?' Is a partner a required for entry?

Comments

[eighttotwelve]

It appears to be that way, per Shepard's rules.

[cohesions]

[ O-oh. :c It... wanted to go. Purely for a chance to observe, of course, but still!! ]

We wish to attend. We do not have a partner.

[eighttotwelve]

[Aww, Legion. YOU SO PRECIOUS.]

If it would assist, I would be willing to go with you as your... partner, Legion. I have no one else to really ask, and I don't plan to do much more than keep an eye on things. Thus, we would be meeting Shepard's rules.

[cohesions]

[ c:!!!

There's a pause while its various programs come to a decision. ]

This would be an acceptable arrangement.

[eighttotwelve]

Very good.

I would recommend getting a good polish before the occasion.

[cohesions]

[ It... looks down at itself then. Is that a piece of drywall lodged in its gut-hole? ]

Acknowledged. We will correct our appearance.

[cohesions]

[ SHORTLY AFTER THAT LAST ANSWER; ]

Should we wear a dress?

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[eighttotwelve]

[UM.]

[eighttotwelve]

That won't be necessary, Legion.

[cohesions]

[ It just links this conversation :c ]

[eighttotwelve]

...Legion, if you wish to wear a dress, I will not argue, but I assure you that it is entirely unnecessary. No matter what she is informing you.

[cohesions]

[ PAUSE since what am these social events. ]

...We will consult creator-Veetor'Nara.