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[pythianjudgment]

[The feed clicks on to show a certain blind alien girl sitting in a random cafe. She has her feet propped up on one of the tables and she's leaning back in her chair, grinning from ear to ear. Her white dragon cane is laid across her lap, and in her hands are a few loose sheets of paper.]Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been

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[roseintheshade]

[Rose's moral outrage as an author and her hate for Vriska battle for a few minutes.

Hate wins.]

I hope this is only a teaser and not all that we're going to get of this clearly epic masterpiece.

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[pythianjudgment]

1 WOULD B3 MOR3 TH4N H4PPY TO DO 4 FULL R3CORD1NG OF TH1S CL4SS1C!
4S LONG 4S 1 C4N G3T THROUGH MOR3 TH3N TWO P4R4GR4PHS W1THOUT L4UGH1NG

[derpbert]

it's really not cool to steal somebody's unpublished fanfiction and show it to other people.
:|
i mean
it is sorta funny.
but it's still not cool to have done that.

[pythianjudgment]

TRUST M3
SH3 D3S3RV3S 1T
B3S1D3S!
TH3R3 1S NO H4RM B31NG DON3 H3R3 WH4TSO3V3R
4ND 1 FULLY 1NT3ND TO H4ND H3R PROP3RTY B4CK TO H3R!

[derpbert]

i don't know.
i just don't think it's cool to do that with someone's unfinished fanfic.
even if you're going to give it back.
(that's good though. giving it back)

[pythianjudgment]

1F SH3 L34V3S H3R TH1NGS JUST LY1NG 4ROUND
TH3N 1T 1S COMPL3T3LY NOT MY F4ULT 1F 4N 1NNOC3NT BYST4ND3R P1CKS TH3M UP!

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[spinjump]

[...ooookay. That was weird, and Sonic's not sure what to say at first. The writing's blatantly sexual with all the times 'sexy' is tossed around, but on the other hand, the writing's so bad it's pretty darn funny.

So, at first he looks totally floored, unsure of what to say... and then he laughs, giving the camera a thumbs-up while covering his mouth with his other hand.]

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[pythianjudgment]

[Terezi grins and bows at the screen.]

My audience is more diverse than I realized! I'm so pleased that this literature has touched the hearts of so many!

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[spinjump]

[Hey, it was worth it for the reactions alone. 'specially from Vriska. Sonic nods, a smug grin on his face.]

Blackmail?

[It's just a guess.]

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[pythianjudgment]

From me? My strange BerryRush sir, the Law does not deal in blackmail. And besides! If it was blackmail, I would have officially lost my leverage by actually outing her shitty story.

[destinist]

...Ew- Terezi, what is that?

[pythianjudgment]

It is a gripping tale of suspense and romance, penned by our own lovely Vriska Serket. She was kind enough to leave it lying about, so I thought we should have a read-a-long! So that everyone can appreciate a true classic!

[destinist]

Oh, wow, really? 'Slightly sweat-stained sexy embrace'? Hmm...

[pythianjudgment]

Hahaha, exactly. If sweaty embraces are a thing that turn Vriska on, then maybe John is not her destined lover after all!

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[featheryasshole]

look i get that this is totally hilarious and everything
and i get that you are physically incapable of not antagonizing vriska at every possible turn
so im not going to say fuck you
ill just say thank you so fucking much for forcing me to spend yet another day reminding her why murdering you is not ok

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[pythianjudgment]

1T 1S NOT MY F4ULT 4T 4LL
1F H3R F1RST R34CT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG 1S TO K1LL 1T
BUT 1 4PPR3C14T3 YOUR 3FFORTS!
1 R34LLY DO!

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[featheryasshole]

this isnt everything
youre pissing her off on purpose

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[pythianjudgment]

TH3R3 1S 4BSOLUT3LY NO PROOF OF TH3 PURPOS3FULN3SS OF MY 1NT3NT1ONS