VIDEO || CITE 03 A.C. § 017
[The feed clicks on to show a certain blind alien girl sitting in a random cafe. She has her feet propped up on one of the tables and she's leaning back in her chair, grinning from ear to ear. Her white dragon cane is laid across her lap, and in her hands are a few loose sheets of paper.]
Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been neglecting the local form of communication lately and depriving you all of my wit and charm. So what I have for you today is a performance! A dramatic reading of some highclass literature! I am sure the original author will be as delighted as you are to hear this classic retelling in audio format, all for your listening pleasure!
[She brings a hand to her mouth and makes a display of clearing her throat. And then she begins:]
Humminburr, Cameron Poe whispered, taking Vriska into his totally hot and slightly sweat-stained sexy embrace. Ever since my beloved wife and daughter died in that tragic accident that left me free and single and able to smooch all the ladies I wanted... [She pauses, hand to her chest in dramatic fashion (or maybe to hold the laughter in).] You have been the only girl for me.
Ooh, Mister Poe! gasped Vriska, and she flipped her sexy hair over her shoulder sexily. That is so hot. Almost as hot as that time when we teamed up and kicked the asses of all those bad guys, when you were shirtless and also handsome--
[And that is about as far as she gets before Terezi doubles over in laughter. She covers her mouth with the papers and fumbles for the wearable, finally shutting it off.]
Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been neglecting the local form of communication lately and depriving you all of my wit and charm. So what I have for you today is a performance! A dramatic reading of some highclass literature! I am sure the original author will be as delighted as you are to hear this classic retelling in audio format, all for your listening pleasure!
[She brings a hand to her mouth and makes a display of clearing her throat. And then she begins:]
Humminburr, Cameron Poe whispered, taking Vriska into his totally hot and slightly sweat-stained sexy embrace. Ever since my beloved wife and daughter died in that tragic accident that left me free and single and able to smooch all the ladies I wanted... [She pauses, hand to her chest in dramatic fashion (or maybe to hold the laughter in).] You have been the only girl for me.
Ooh, Mister Poe! gasped Vriska, and she flipped her sexy hair over her shoulder sexily. That is so hot. Almost as hot as that time when we teamed up and kicked the asses of all those bad guys, when you were shirtless and also handsome--
[And that is about as far as she gets before Terezi doubles over in laughter. She covers her mouth with the papers and fumbles for the wearable, finally shutting it off.]