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[pythianjudgment]

[The feed clicks on to show a certain blind alien girl sitting in a random cafe. She has her feet propped up on one of the tables and she's leaning back in her chair, grinning from ear to ear. Her white dragon cane is laid across her lap, and in her hands are a few loose sheets of paper.]Hello Sacrosanct! It has come to my attention that I've been

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[spinjump]

[...ooookay. That was weird, and Sonic's not sure what to say at first. The writing's blatantly sexual with all the times 'sexy' is tossed around, but on the other hand, the writing's so bad it's pretty darn funny.

So, at first he looks totally floored, unsure of what to say... and then he laughs, giving the camera a thumbs-up while covering his mouth with his other hand.]

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[pythianjudgment]

[Terezi grins and bows at the screen.]

My audience is more diverse than I realized! I'm so pleased that this literature has touched the hearts of so many!

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[spinjump]

[Hey, it was worth it for the reactions alone. 'specially from Vriska. Sonic nods, a smug grin on his face.]

Blackmail?

[It's just a guess.]

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[pythianjudgment]

From me? My strange BerryRush sir, the Law does not deal in blackmail. And besides! If it was blackmail, I would have officially lost my leverage by actually outing her shitty story.

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[spinjump]

So it's just for laughs?

[Well, that doesn't make it any less funny. Or poorly written.]

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[pythianjudgment]

Naturally! There is no point in doing anything if you can't laugh about it!

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[spinjump]

[He nods, grinning as he takes a moment to skim the responses, and--]

She doesn't seem too happy about it.

[Not that he's surprised, given who wrote the piece.]