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[selfkismesis]

You are absolutely crazy, completely out of your pan, are you even-- Look, I’m turning on my wearable, everyone’s seeing this shit-- Everyone’s seeing how fucking insane you actually are.

[ The scene: Terezi Pyrope is unhinging Karkat Vantas’ closet door. She is violating his sacred place. She is committing untold blasphemies, and Karkat will not

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[pythianjudgment]

[Jegus, can those decibels get any louder? Terezi actually flinches, but it only pauses her reign of destruction for a few seconds.]

I swear to everything you hold dear in this respiteblock, if you break my ear drums with your screeching, I'm going to do more than break your closet. I'm going to break your face.

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[selfkismesis]

[ What's that? You want more ungodly screeching? Because that's what Karkat's doing. As he begins ejecting everything out of his Sylladex in Terezi's direction. ]

YOU TAINTCHAFING--

[ Terezi is now being bombarded with pillows, sand, lots of crabs, and romcoms. ]

UNHOLY BEAST OF BURDEN--

[ Cupcakes, so many cupcakes, a few pairs of Jade's shoes, pieces of a blender. ]

RUINING EVERYTHING YOU RUB YOUR DISGUSTING SLOBBER COVERED PRONGS ON--

[ Small woodland animals, a pile of leaves, more romcoms, even more romcoms, Faygo. ]

PUDDLES OF YOUR DISEASE-INFESTED DEVILDROOL COATING EVERY SURFACE OF EVERYTHING FOREVER--

[ A TV Karkat stole from the Striders, an X-Box controller, various posters. ]

GET OUT OF THE WORLD.

[ Coherency is secondary to Karkat's cause. ]

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[pythianjudgment]

[As much as she is enjoying destroying this beast of a storage space, Terezi really enjoys not being hit with shit. The pillows hit her, but she dodges the romcoms and the shoes and most of the cupcakes, the blender pieces, the small animals--By the time he chucks the TV, she's had about enough. She uncaptchlogues his own door to use as a shield against his assault.]

We're not on a world, dumbass, we're on a space station. And I think we've been over exactly how hard it is to get off!

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[selfkismesis]

[ It takes him a moment to connect her words with his order. He's far too focused on the indignity of her using his own door against him. Sacrilege. ]

Put it down and back away, Pyrope. [ His knees are bent; he's ready to pounce. ]

Or so help me, I will launch you into space. You will leave this space station by my hand.

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[spinjump]

[...What is this madness even? Sonic didn't get half of what was going on, but to call him confused would be quite the understatement. The puzzled look on his face probably communicates that pretty darn well.

Guh. It's a public recording, so it can't hurt to ask... So, yeah, switching to text now.]

What's the big deal about a closet?

[Really, Terezi. Does not compute, and he feels sorry for Karkat over here.]

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[pythianjudgment]

Because it is a vile and crafty temptress that has lured Karkat into isolation away from his fellow troll. It must be destroyed to free him from its curse!

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[spinjump]

[Uh... huh. Sonic places his hands on his hips and raises a brow. He gets the whole concerned friend thing, but destroying it just because he's feeling antisocial? That's a little extreme.]

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[pythianjudgment]

[Terezi just stares back with the same brow cocked. Or does she?]

Your judgmental looks have no effect on the blind.

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[notjelly]

Hon, just come here, and I will give you so many cookies you won't need to worry about the door.

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[selfkismesis]

WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT COOKIES NOW?! I'M NOT STAYING IN YOUR FUCKING CAFE. I NEED A SAFE PLACE, AND NOW IT IS LOST TO ME FOREVER.

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[notjelly]

What's so wrong with that nice treehouse you kids have? And you can stay in the cafe if you're that desperate for sugar.

[video]

[supernova1006]

W-What...

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[selfkismesis]

NO.

[video]

[supernova1006]

Why is she--why are you--

Why?

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[pythianjudgment]

Because a good friend does not let her friend secret himself away to the realm of dark storage spaces to waste away on baked goods!

That's why.

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[sopor_pies]

You really all been at living in the motherfucking closet this all motherfucking time? Awww shit bro, that's no all good at motherfucking all.

[video]

[selfkismesis]

What?! I come out sometimes! And this-- this transgression against everything not shitty in my world is completely unjustified! DON'T TAKE HER SIDE IN THIS, GAMZEE.

[video]

[sopor_pies]

Awww, bro, if you're all feeling not all chill with the big old motherfucking world and all, you should just all come by my all respiteblock and take a sweet all motherfucking nap in the horn pile. And all maybe at have a pie and shit. Honk!

[video]

[selfkismesis]

No.

[ shut down. ]