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[selfkismesis]

You are absolutely crazy, completely out of your pan, are you even-- Look, I’m turning on my wearable, everyone’s seeing this shit-- Everyone’s seeing how fucking insane you actually are.

[ The scene: Terezi Pyrope is unhinging Karkat Vantas’ closet door. She is violating his sacred place. She is committing untold blasphemies, and Karkat will not

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[spinjump]

[...What is this madness even? Sonic didn't get half of what was going on, but to call him confused would be quite the understatement. The puzzled look on his face probably communicates that pretty darn well.

Guh. It's a public recording, so it can't hurt to ask... So, yeah, switching to text now.]

What's the big deal about a closet?

[Really, Terezi. Does not compute, and he feels sorry for Karkat over here.]

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[pythianjudgment]

Because it is a vile and crafty temptress that has lured Karkat into isolation away from his fellow troll. It must be destroyed to free him from its curse!

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[spinjump]

[Uh... huh. Sonic places his hands on his hips and raises a brow. He gets the whole concerned friend thing, but destroying it just because he's feeling antisocial? That's a little extreme.]

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[pythianjudgment]

[Terezi just stares back with the same brow cocked. Or does she?]

Your judgmental looks have no effect on the blind.

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[spinjump]

[But if she's blind, how did she--

He blinks and then scratches his head. And here, more text.]

If he's cooped up in his closet, couldn't you take him out for some fresh air? No need to trash the place.

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[selfkismesis]

DON'T GIVE HER MORE IDEAS, FUCK YOU HODGEPODGE BEAST.

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[spinjump]

[And apparently this guy a) doesn't know what a hedgehog is and b) likes to yell a lot. Fun, fun. He sighs and crosses his arms.]

That's hedgehog.

And besides, it's gotta be better than what she's doing now.

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[pythianjudgment]

Actually, I could tie a rope around him and dangle him out the window!

That's giving him fresh air, right?

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[spinjump]

[Wow, this girl's crazy. He's sure of it now. For a split second he just kinda stares, and then he shakes his head and facepalms.]

Maybe your friend was onto something.

[Assuming they are friends. Hard to tell when one is ranting and raving and the other is trashing his closet.]

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[selfkismesis]

If I die, I'm blaming you, you blue devilbeast.

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[spinjump]

[Given the way she's acting, he really, really wouldn't be surprised if she tried something like that without any suggestions.

So, he shrugs. This is the kinda mess he can't even wrap his head around.]

Maybe you need a restraining order. Or a bodyguard.

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[selfkismesis]

I don't think you understand. I am going to haunt your ass.

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[spinjump]

[And again, he shrugs. He gets that Karkat is upset; the threat just doesn't scare him much.]

I've been in a pyramid full of ghosts, so I can handle haunting.

But if she gives you too much trouble, couldn't you fight back? You know, self defense.

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[selfkismesis]

Yet again, lack of understanding. Are all hodgepigs as stupid as you? Fighting only encourages her. She's an entire world, laced with rivers of aggravation and annoyance. Her entire purpose in life is to piss me the fuck off, and she is incredibly successful in all her endeavors. All of her goddamn endeavors.

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[spinjump]

[Siiigh. Whatever, man. Sonic facepalms and then shrugs again.]

You could always ignore her, even if it's a pain.

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[selfkismesis]

[ Stare.

Points the video at his destroyed closet.

Stares some more. ]