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[suckitimashark]

No- no that's the wrong button you dumba- oh wait. No- you got it.

[The video feed clicks on to reveal a rather unenthusiastic HAL. He is covered in a copious quantity of some kind of shiny hardened black substance. He also appears to be resting against someones crotch. The camera moves abruptly to catch a grinning Virgil.]

Any one

Comments

[audio]

[loltraitorlol]

[mechanical sounding laughter is go]

[suckitimashark]

Should I take that as a yes?

[audio]

[loltraitorlol]

You can take it as an 'oh goodness that's hilarious', how about that.

...

I suppose I could be convinced to help. Maybe.

[audio]

[im_sorry_dave]

[Can be heard for Virgil's bracelet device thing.]

I would be contented if you at least tried. [This situation is horrid.]

no transmission

[alaspooryork]

[what the hell was that]

video;

[kidfromthevault]

[Hal son Vaultie is disappoint.]

Do you want me to kill the man, Robot? Did he do this to you?

Video; STILL THROUGH VIRGILS'S BRACELET

[im_sorry_dave]

[SO ASHAME.]

No, he did not. You do not have to kill him. [Though the gesture would be appreciated.]

It was a large creature. Around eight feet maybe, elongated skull with a bizarre cross-hatch pattern on the top, very dark and angular body. It threw up this substance and we got stuck together.

video;

[kidfromthevault]

I do not have to. Of course. But do you want me to?

I can come and kill him. And then we can scrape him off your hull.

[suckitimashark]

[Humps HAL's face in protest.] OY- I can hear you both.