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[suckitimashark]

No- no that's the wrong button you dumba- oh wait. No- you got it.

[The video feed clicks on to reveal a rather unenthusiastic HAL. He is covered in a copious quantity of some kind of shiny hardened black substance. He also appears to be resting against someones crotch. The camera moves abruptly to catch a grinning Virgil.]

Any one

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[kidfromthevault]

[Hal son Vaultie is disappoint.]

Do you want me to kill the man, Robot? Did he do this to you?

Video; STILL THROUGH VIRGILS'S BRACELET

[im_sorry_dave]

[SO ASHAME.]

No, he did not. You do not have to kill him. [Though the gesture would be appreciated.]

It was a large creature. Around eight feet maybe, elongated skull with a bizarre cross-hatch pattern on the top, very dark and angular body. It threw up this substance and we got stuck together.

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[kidfromthevault]

I do not have to. Of course. But do you want me to?

I can come and kill him. And then we can scrape him off your hull.

[suckitimashark]

[Humps HAL's face in protest.] OY- I can hear you both.

This is now the HAL & Virgil bicker post

[im_sorry_dave]

Would you stop doing that? It is extremely uncalled for and very impolite, especially while I am talking to someone.

[suckitimashark]

Talking about having me murdered is not polite either. [>:C HUMPS SOME MORE]

[im_sorry_dave]

I asked you nicely. I just want to make that clear. [Have a bit of a light shock, dear.]

[suckitimashark]

[Oh lawd. Kind of getting aroused now. He just grins.] Crystal clear. Is this how you flirt, cyclops?

[im_sorry_dave]

[EVEN MORE FROWNING. Hal makes a righteous attempt to step on some toes.]

I do not flirt. I have no interests in things like that.

[suckitimashark]

No flirting? Well, I'm not usually that kind of gal, but I suppose I could make an exception if you want to go straight to the punch...

[im_sorry_dave]

No. Interest.

None whatsoever.

At all.

[suckitimashark]

[Stares.] Well that's no fun for either of us.

[im_sorry_dave]

Well, we aren't in a very fun situation to begin with.

[suckitimashark]

I suppose not- but any situation can be made fun if you're not such a downer-bot.

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