No- no that's the wrong button you dumba- oh wait. No- you got it.
[The video feed clicks on to reveal a rather unenthusiastic HAL. He is covered in a copious quantity of some kind of shiny hardened black substance. He also appears to be resting against someones crotch. The camera moves abruptly to catch a grinning Virgil.]
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Do you want me to kill the man, Robot? Did he do this to you?
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No, he did not. You do not have to kill him. [Though the gesture would be appreciated.]
It was a large creature. Around eight feet maybe, elongated skull with a bizarre cross-hatch pattern on the top, very dark and angular body. It threw up this substance and we got stuck together.
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I can come and kill him. And then we can scrape him off your hull.
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I do not flirt. I have no interests in things like that.
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None whatsoever.
At all.
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