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No- no that's the wrong button you dumba- oh wait. No- you got it.
[The video feed clicks on to reveal a rather unenthusiastic HAL. He is covered in a copious quantity of some kind of shiny hardened black substance. He also appears to be resting against someones crotch. The camera moves abruptly to catch a grinning Virgil.]
Any one out there want to help a mechanic and his awkward sexbot out of a sticky situation?
Excuse me, but my primary function is not sexual intercourse. And please stop humping my face...
((Blue for Virgil and Red for HAL.))
[The video feed clicks on to reveal a rather unenthusiastic HAL. He is covered in a copious quantity of some kind of shiny hardened black substance. He also appears to be resting against someones crotch. The camera moves abruptly to catch a grinning Virgil.]
Any one out there want to help a mechanic and his awkward sexbot out of a sticky situation?
Excuse me, but my primary function is not sexual intercourse. And please stop humping my face...
((Blue for Virgil and Red for HAL.))