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Jul 05, 2011 23:12

[ If you don't know Altman's voice, the first few seconds are your only real indication of who's working the camera right now--there's about a second and a half of his face as he flips on the wearable, then the video immediately swings down to... track pants, running shoes, and what looks to be an oversized roomba ( Read more... )

michael altman

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[video] notjelly July 7 2011, 00:03:59 UTC

Oh oh! I'll come take it off your hands! [She licks her lips.]

[video] reunified July 7 2011, 08:41:24 UTC

...Yeah? What are you going to do with it?

[video] notjelly July 7 2011, 17:27:07 UTC

Eat it, of course! Mmm, I've developed a taste for them since that nastiness last weekend.

[There's a squeaky sound behind her and she turns away from the wearable for a minute.] Oh don't worry, I wouldn't eat you guys! I don't eat employees!

[video] reunified July 8 2011, 05:41:30 UTC

That's, uh. [ Weird? ] Alright. I think a friend of mine wants to take a look at it, if that's okay?

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[video] supernova1006 July 7 2011, 00:07:23 UTC

Ah, oh, maybe it's glitching?

[video] reunified July 7 2011, 08:42:05 UTC

Ah, maybe? I don't know if I hit it hard enough to break anything...

[video] supernova1006 July 7 2011, 17:34:01 UTC

Well, some machines are delicate! Though--those guys aren't, so it might just be an internal thing. Do you want me to, uh, come take it off your hands?

[video] reunified July 8 2011, 05:57:19 UTC

Everyone seems to want to take this thing off my hands-- No, it's okay. A friend of mine wants to take a look at it, I think. Thanks anyways.

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[video] sopor_pies July 7 2011, 00:09:31 UTC

Whoa, bro, you got your all motherfucking self a motherfucking friend.

[video] reunified July 7 2011, 08:45:36 UTC

It's a cleaning robot, Gamzee. I don't think it even knows the definition of 'friend.'

[video] sopor_pies July 7 2011, 17:40:36 UTC

Aww, no way Altbro, every all motherfucker is up and on the knowledge about the sweet motherfucking disease known as friendship.

[video] reunified July 8 2011, 05:56:06 UTC

Since when is friendship a disease?

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text; selfkismesis July 8 2011, 02:52:50 UTC

YOUR ONLY OPTION IS TO KILL IT.

video; reunified July 8 2011, 04:26:02 UTC

You mean break it?

text; selfkismesis July 8 2011, 04:27:30 UTC

HAVING DIFFICULTY READING, ARE YOU?
I SAID KILL IT.
MURDER THAT METAL BASTARD IN COLD BLOOD.
MAKE IT PAY.
*MAKE IT PAY.*

video; reunified July 8 2011, 04:29:17 UTC

It's a robot. You can't kill something that isn't alive in the first place.

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notsoloyal July 8 2011, 05:39:17 UTC

There is nothing wrong with drones you know.

reunified July 8 2011, 05:40:49 UTC

Drones? You mean these things? [ Casually shoves the robot away again. ]

notsoloyal July 8 2011, 05:46:17 UTC

Yes. The robot. There is nothing wrong with them.

reunified July 8 2011, 05:50:30 UTC

I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with this one.

[ If he sounds annoyed it's only because the 'bot is stubbornly trying to drive into his foot. ]

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