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[reunified]

[ If you don't know Altman's voice, the first few seconds are your only real indication of who's working the camera right now--there's about a second and a half of his face as he flips on the wearable, then the video immediately swings down to... track pants, running shoes, and what looks to be an oversized roomba

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[notjelly]

Oh oh! I'll come take it off your hands! [She licks her lips.]

[video]

[reunified]

...Yeah? What are you going to do with it?

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[notjelly]

Eat it, of course! Mmm, I've developed a taste for them since that nastiness last weekend.

[There's a squeaky sound behind her and she turns away from the wearable for a minute.] Oh don't worry, I wouldn't eat you guys! I don't eat employees!

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[reunified]

That's, uh. [ Weird? ] Alright. I think a friend of mine wants to take a look at it, if that's okay?

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[notjelly]

Aww, booo. Well, alright. If you change your mind, you know where to find me!