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[emberandash]

Jumping into every conversation he had was getting old, so I'm saying this here:

If any of you come across a boy named Zuko, anything he says about me is likely to be lies, exaggeration, outdated, or all three. He's from an alternate version of my world, and he's over three years into my past-- and no matter what he says, he doesn't know anything

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[manipul8trix]

Oh, he's one of THOSE people? The douche8aggy type we were talking a8out 8efore????????
Consider him pre-emptively ignored! 8888)

As for altern8s, what do you want to know? ::::/
There are people from a couple of altern8 Alternias here, if that helps.

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[emberandash]

He's definitely one of those people. He's going to spread around all this misinformation and no one is going to talk to me anymore; it's incredibly irrit--

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[emberandash]

[oops, might want to tone down the butthurt there; SHE'S NOT ANNOYED OR LONELY AT ALL, NO]

... But I have experience in dealing with him. If you're ever in the mood for "trolling" and he's around, though, feel free to indulge.

I want to know anything that people feel is important, really. I already know that multiple versions of people can be here at the same time, which isn't really what I'm used to-- I'm wondering if I'll discover any other differences.

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[manipul8trix]

I'd still talk to you! 8ecause I 8n't an easily-manipul8ted wiggler and I can totally make my own mind up a8out people.
Duh!

[Just like she's totally doing with this "Zuko" gu-- HERP DERP BLUH BLORF.]

And right, right.
I mean the 8est thing to do is look at the Daves?
Red Dave is the "alpha" Dave.
And Orange Dave is alpha Dave from the same world 8ut a different timeline, and he time-travelled 8ack to the original timeline and 8ecame a sprite.
So he's an altern8 that... isn't any more?
Whatever.
And then you have Pantsless Dave who's from a totally different universe where douche8ags are pink and have horns and stuff, I guess?
8ut he's still recognisa8le as a Dave! Unfortun8tely.

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[fuckinghubble]

if he doesnt know anything about anything then why the need to inform the world? just sounds like every other asshole i know

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[emberandash]

People some people might get the wrong idea.

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[fuckinghubble]

and some people are fucking retarded

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[emberandash]

Or they don't know any better because no one's told them any different.

[fatebranded]

Anyone who listens to you is a fool.

[...She probably saw this coming from a mile away.]

[emberandash]

Or smart. Do you still not believe that I'm from a future version of your world?

[fatebranded]

Fine. If you're really from the future, tell me how the war ends.

[emberandash]

It's not over yet.

[savor_last_shot]

[Garrus doesn't really care about your sibling rivalry. But...]

Seems like alternate universes are pretty common. An alternate of my commander showed up, along with a few crewmates who think she should be a man.

[emberandash]

Are their worlds very different from yours?

[savor_last_shot]

Fundamentally? Not very, from what I've been able to tell.

[emberandash]

Hm. It's been the same with me, in my experience. There are differences, but mostly only in personal experience and such.

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[selfkismesis]

ZUKO IS MY FAVORITE ALREADY.
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FUCKASS.

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[emberandash]

New list:

1. Everyone
2. Dirt
3. Zuko

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[selfkismesis]

THE CORRECT LIST:
1. ME AND ZUKO.
2. DIRT.
3. EVERYONE ELSE.
4. THE LINT STUCK UNDER MY CLAWS.
5. A DEAD NUTBEAST.
6. YOU.

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[emberandash]

Do you have a crush on him? Without having even met him?

Or is Vriska right and you're just saying all this because you like me?