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[emberandash]

Jumping into every conversation he had was getting old, so I'm saying this here:

If any of you come across a boy named Zuko, anything he says about me is likely to be lies, exaggeration, outdated, or all three. He's from an alternate version of my world, and he's over three years into my past-- and no matter what he says, he doesn't know anything

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[selfkismesis]

ZUKO IS MY FAVORITE ALREADY.
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FUCKASS.

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[emberandash]

New list:

1. Everyone
2. Dirt
3. Zuko

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[selfkismesis]

THE CORRECT LIST:
1. ME AND ZUKO.
2. DIRT.
3. EVERYONE ELSE.
4. THE LINT STUCK UNDER MY CLAWS.
5. A DEAD NUTBEAST.
6. YOU.

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[emberandash]

Do you have a crush on him? Without having even met him?

Or is Vriska right and you're just saying all this because you like me?

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[selfkismesis]

WHAT

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[selfkismesis]

NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
MY STANDARDS ARE FAR TOO HIGH.
DON'T TRY AND FLATTER YOURSELF.
OR YOUR ZUKO.

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[emberandash]

The last thing I want to do is flatter him.

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[selfkismesis]

THEN NEVER EVER FUCKING APPLY YOUR STUPID HUMAN ROMANCE TO MY COMPLEX FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS.
BECAUSE MY COMPLEX FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS ARE TOO COMPLEX FOR YOU TO EVER COMPREHEND.

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[emberandash]

Do you like me in a non-romantic way, then?

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[selfkismesis]

NO.

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[emberandash]

I don't know. I've heard a pretty convincing argument.

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[selfkismesis]

CONSIDERING HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU'VE PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE, ALLOW ME TO DESCRIBE WHAT I IMAGINE THAT ARGUMENT WAS.
"BLUH BLUH HEY VRISKA YOU ARE MY BFF4LYFE LET'S BE HUGE BITCHES FOREVER AND TORMENT KARKAT"
"OK8Y F8CKA8S L8ST W8M8N. TH8T S88ND8 L8K8 8 GR8 8888888888888888"

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[selfkismesis]

WAIT THERE SHOULD BE EIGHT EIGHTS IN THERE
LET ME COUNT THEM OUT
88888888

AND I SUDDENLY HATE MY LIFE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE

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[emberandash]

No.

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[selfkismesis]

YES.

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[emberandash]

No.