John Egbert ≈ Fifth Windy Thing ≈ [Video] [BACKDATED TO MID ACID TRIP DAY]

[ecto_biologist]

[Ahahaha, nobody told John about the water supply, whoops. His glasses are all askew, and he looks like he's seen a ghost.]

Guys.

Guys.

I have something really. Really important to tell you.

I'm not kidding around here, okay.

I saw her, alright. I saw her.

She's here.

The Batterwitch is among us.Game over, man. Game over! She's coming for us

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action;

[manipul8trix]

[Poking her head around the doorframe. So patient. So unamused. So incredibly windswept.]

John, how much water did you drink?

Re: action;

[ecto_biologist]

What? Water? Right. Water dilutes cake batter. Of course. Vriska what would I do without you helping me take on the forces of the batterwitch.

[Answer: Enough.]

action;

[manipul8trix]

Well, we doooooooo make a pretty great tea-- NO. No, no, John. John. It's okay, you dope! The batterwitch isn't here.

...As far as I know. And if she is, I'm pretty sure she's not in your room! Do you want me to check?

action;

[ecto_biologist]

No, she is! I'm sure. I saw her. And then she dropped her insidious Cake Golems into my room. And now I can't go in there. Because of the cake golems. In case that wasn't clear.

Anyway, you can't go in there! They will devour you. Like. Like. In Soviet Russia, you don't eat cake, cake eats you devouring!

[emberandash]

[SKEPTIC FACE FOREVER]

... Batterwitch.

[ecto_biologist]

Did I stutter? The confectionery catalyst, crusher of all of creation! The Batterwitch Betty Crocker!

[emberandash]

[just let her think for a few moments to try and figure out why that name sounds familiar]

That's the name of an Earth company.

[ecto_biologist]

An evil Earth company! Run by a witch!

An evil witch!

[shipboss]

Who is this... "Batterwitch".

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[chosenwielder]

[This one doesn't look quite as messed up, but it's clear from his expression that he's not particularly comfortable. Darn water.]

...What the heck is a Batterwitch supposed to be?

[Audio]

[ghostythespian]

Oh my god.

[DDDDD:]