[this video is trippin' balls]

[featheryasshole]

[The feed opens extremely close to a pair of sunglasses. It pulls back a little to reveal the Dave formerly known as Sprite, who is staring with intense fascination at his wearable. After a minute or so of staring, he leans in close, seemingly to avoid notice from something.]

Guys. I think something is wrong here.

[The feed moves away from him to

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[manipul8trix]

Jegus. Good! I need you to listen to me very carefully, okay? Because I'm going to teach you how to use those fucking things and if you do it wrong you'll kill us both or burn my legs off or something.

When I say go, click your heels together once. ONCE. That's it. That'll put you on the lowest power setting, then I'll do the rest! Ready?

[Okay. Holding on to Dave again. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T LET THIS END IN DEATH OH GOD OH PLEASE OH MAN OH GOD]

Go!

[FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP

SPARKLESPARKLESPARKLESPARKLE

THIS IS STUPID]

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[featheryasshole]

[Dave... actually manages to listen to those instructions. He even remembers to click his heels together at go! Pchooooo!

Of course, he then clicks his heels again, having forgotten that he already did it. PCHOOOOOOOOOO!]

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED FOR LIKE AN HOUR

[manipul8trix]