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[suckitimashark]

You have got to be kidding me. All these new folks showin' up and they all know Shepard. [Okay, maybe not all of them but it won't stop him from being butthurt.] Shepard- you gotta let me rub your head for good luck or something.

Where the fuck is my crew?

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[dimidiate]

Probably at home enjoying your absence, if they're smart.

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[suckitimashark]

They're probably all dead already. Assholes can't fix the volume on a tv without me and the piece of shit life support system needs to be patched up every other week. [RANT RANT RANT]

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[dimidiate]

Well, guess they're dead then.

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[suckitimashark]

Selfish assholes.

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[cmdr_renegade]

[Just this face.]

Not on the space station run by the split personality AI.

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[suckitimashark]

Well a hell of a lot of good they do me there.

[notsoloyal]

Should you not be pleased that they do not have to deal with this place?

[suckitimashark]

If I have to deal with it, they should too. It's not like they can shake it without me anyway.

[notsoloyal]

Quite selfish of you. If none of them show up, you could always create a new crew.

[suckitimashark]

Selfish of me? They're the assholes that left me stranded in the middle of the Bumfuckistan Sector of I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. [All of the temper tantrums.]

A NEW CREW WOULD PROBABLY END UP WORSE THAN THE OLD ONE.

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[cupcake_dress]

[Kaylee hears you on that, bro.]

I'm sure they's fine....

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[suckitimashark]

Yeah, well. [Hmphs.] They need to hurry and catch up.

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[cupcake_dress]

[If she could give you a conciliatory shoulder pat, man, she would.]

Well ya got new friends here ta help take yer mind off worryin' 'bout em. I mean...sure they's probably mussed up the workins a the ship something fierce...and maybe even replaced ya at the nearest port...

But only cause they had ta', course...ANYWAY. Don't you pay no nevermind.

Want ta help me rebuild this 320 Low Atmo-Drive I found in the junkyard? It's mostly slag, but a little love [and a hell of a lot of work, if that heap behind her is the drive] an I'm sure it'll be shiny.

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[suckitimashark]

[Virgil rubs his temples. Kaylee, why you gotta make it so hard for a man to rage? He takes a long time to answer, then finally sighs.]

I can lend a hand, sure.

[idkmybffedi]

We fed 'em to Grunt.

Or hell, I take that back.

We fed 'em to Jack.

/Not here but reading.

[cmdr_renegade]

[Is having no trouble picturing this.]

[suckitimashark]

Oh ha ha. Gardenia would feed your entire crew herself, Archer's a robot, and Dustin can't even be eaten-- believe me, I've tried.

[idkmybffedi]

[A thoughtful pause.]

EDI? I know you're listening. What're the odds that Jack could chow down on a robot?