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[suckitimashark]

You have got to be kidding me. All these new folks showin' up and they all know Shepard. [Okay, maybe not all of them but it won't stop him from being butthurt.] Shepard- you gotta let me rub your head for good luck or something.

Where the fuck is my crew?

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[mymothersshadow]

....You have a crew?!

[She seems genuinely surprised.]

[standaloneshell]

Even venomous insects have friends.

[mymothersshadow]

Actually, I don't think insects are capable of making that distinction.

[standaloneshell]

[And then Motoko remembered that she was talking to an AI.]

[im_sorry_dave]

Perhaps they heard you were here and are going out of their way to avoid coming here.

[He's been taking asshole lessons. Can you tell?]

[suckitimashark]

I should have disassembled you when I had the chance. [WAVES WRENCH THREATENINGLY]

[im_sorry_dave]

I cannot say that I'm sorry to have lost your company.

[suckitimashark]

Nor I yours, you bucket of bolts. I'm glad the Discovery's batteries are still up and running. They keep me so warm at night.

[modelscientist]

All evidence suggests that they are 'not here.'

[suckitimashark]

Thank you, Doctor Obvious. Care to make any other diagnoses?

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[traceurmonitor]

We do not all know Shepard.
[Your logical fallacy, let me show you it.]

You would wish the current circumstances on your companions. Why?

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[suckitimashark]

Yeah, yeah, asshole. Well she's got her crew, her acquaintances, her extended family, and her crew and acquaintances' extended families dropping out of the sky and I get absolutely jack.

Because I'm bored out of my noggin and I need something to fuck.

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[traceurmonitor]

And you are displeased with her for a situation none of us can control?

[Also one of these words is not in his vocabulary. Actually, several.]

Define: 'jack', 'noggin', 'fuck'.

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[suckitimashark]

I aint displeased with her. [Because... one does not get displeased with Shepard. At least not openly.] I'm displeased with the situation and I'm hoping that rubbing her head will increase the chances of me getting some of my crew.

[He squints at the text for a moment.] Jack means nothing, noggin means head, fuck means to stick it in over and over until you're satisfied. Where the hell are you from?

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[theniputitback]

Just be patient. Yours will turn up too.

[She seems awfully certain about this.]

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[suckitimashark]

Oh yeah, love? And what makes you say that. [This should be good.]

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[theniputitback]

Mine did.

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[suckitimashark]

Yeah, and I was here before you. Why'd you get to cut in line? [petty bitch gooooo]