Feb 05, 2011 01:21
You have got to be kidding me. All these new folks showin' up and they all know Shepard. [Okay, maybe not all of them but it won't stop him from being butthurt.] Shepard- you gotta let me rub your head for good luck or something.
Where the fuck is my crew?
virgil (oc)
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[Your logical fallacy, let me show you it.]
You would wish the current circumstances on your companions. Why?
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Because I'm bored out of my noggin and I need something to fuck.
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[Also one of these words is not in his vocabulary. Actually, several.]
Define: 'jack', 'noggin', 'fuck'.
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[He squints at the text for a moment.] Jack means nothing, noggin means head, fuck means to stick it in over and over until you're satisfied. Where the hell are you from?
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[... Well he still doesn't get the third one (I am a computer program and what is this), but he's just going to leave it since there is a direct question.] I am from the Grid.
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[He cocks an eyebrow.] Not surprised I haven't heard of it. Are you some kind of robot? I really don't feel like dealing with more robots today. [Grump grump.]
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I am a security program. 'Robot' is the incorrect term for those like me. [Why does everyone think he's a robot :(]
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You're a program. Which means you're a robot. Lemme see what you look like.
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[There's a long pause, but he finally flicks on the video. Enjoy the literal light piping on his armor, Virgil.]
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Clarify: your definition of 'robot'.
Also. My name is Anon. Not 'kid'.
[Only Flynn (and certain others he knows) can get away with calling him 'kid'.]
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Take that helmet off.
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...And there is a long pause. Bitch you did not just say what he thinks you said.]
Negative.
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If you're really Archer, I'm going to string your skinny ass up with your own entrails. Keep that in mind.
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I know of no "Archer".
Clarify: 'entrails'.
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Entrails. Internal organs. Guts. Gooey people bits.
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