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[suckitimashark]

You have got to be kidding me. All these new folks showin' up and they all know Shepard. [Okay, maybe not all of them but it won't stop him from being butthurt.] Shepard- you gotta let me rub your head for good luck or something.

Where the fuck is my crew?

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[idkmybffedi]

We fed 'em to Grunt.

Or hell, I take that back.

We fed 'em to Jack.

/Not here but reading.

[cmdr_renegade]

[Is having no trouble picturing this.]

[suckitimashark]

Oh ha ha. Gardenia would feed your entire crew herself, Archer's a robot, and Dustin can't even be eaten-- believe me, I've tried.

[idkmybffedi]

[A thoughtful pause.]

EDI? I know you're listening. What're the odds that Jack could chow down on a robot?

[thatisajoke]

Despite her behavioral problems, it is unlikely that Jack would literally ingest a robot.

[It is more likely she's just rip it apart until it looked like she had.]

[idkmybffedi]

Huh. I could've sworn she'd done that before...

[suckitimashark]

Sounds like a hell of a gal. [His tone implies that he has dibs...]

[idkmybffedi]

Ugh, don't even-... [The picture of having relations with the creature known as Jack is one of the very few that is unappealing to Joker. Very very unappealing.]

Tell you what: If she doesn't kill you on sight, or as soon as you open your mouth, or as soon as she decides she's done with you? Have fun, man. Just... yeah, have fun.

[suckitimashark]

Sounds like a riot to me.

[idkmybffedi]

Good luck with that.