Mom-versation

[singleentendre]

Mom: sitting on sofa reading The New York Times. Me: sitting at desk surfing the interwebs.

Mom: "I wonder what Samantha from Bewitched is doing."

Me: "Elizabeth Montgomery?"

Mom: "Yeah. I wonder what she's up to these days."

Me: "Isn't she dead?"

Mom: "I don't think so, is she?"

Me: (checks IMDb) "Yeah, 1995. Colorectal cancer."

Mom: "Oh

Comments

[stormwynd]

Yet again, your mom rocks.

[singleentendre]

Without even knowing it :)

[duckylick]

Yeah! Ha ha. funny.

Seems like that happens a lot to me with my straight friends or family. Am I really that far into the gutter?

I mean even football just kills me with wide receivers and tight ends... and straight men say these words without even a grimace!

[singleentendre]

I think a lot of sports are actually outlets for the release of homoerotic energy.

[singleentendre]

She had anal on her period?

That's so gross! inconsequential.