Mom-versation

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Mom: sitting on sofa reading The New York Times. Me: sitting at desk surfing the interwebs.

Mom: "I wonder what Samantha from Bewitched is doing."

Me: "Elizabeth Montgomery?"

Mom: "Yeah. I wonder what she's up to these days."

Me: "Isn't she dead?"

Mom: "I don't think so, is she?"

Me: (checks IMDb) "Yeah, 1995. Colorectal cancer."

Mom: "Oh!" (pause) "You know, Farrah Fawcett had anal." (long pause, begins nodding)

Me: (eyes widen, discomfort begins)

Mom: "... cancer."

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Snack time! ROFLcones on Mom!