...but not really ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Wear my underwear outside my pants.

Get your resolution here

My life is boring.

I need an apartment.

No missed phone calls.

No IMs.

No e-mails.

Some drunk dude at the bowling alley tonight told me I scared him.

Self esteem earlier this evening: +1.

Self esteem now: -9238729.

I suck.

The end.

Recently, I've found myself drifting farther from social norms for monogamy and closer to dysfunctionality. It all comes back to the sad realization that I'm becoming so desensitized to men that I have to convince myself they're even human ( Read more... )

Life's still pretty lame, aside from my family and friends who fucking rule ( Read more... )

I got dumped for New Year's Eve.

On the phone.

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Hope yours was better than mine.

Happy Christmachannukwanzaa, bitches.

Fuck dudes. Seriously.

Last night, I realized that Soundwave is my favorite Transformer, not only because cassette tapes shoot out of his chest and morph into robo-animals, but because he had THE COOLEST VOICE of all time ( Read more... )

Last night was pretty fucking amazing ( Read more... )