So, about three weeks ago, we got two new pets: a cat (Miss Kitty) and a kitten (Nigel). Of course, we also got all of the essentials, like food, litter, and toys. Oh, so many toys. Go on and take a guess at what Nigel's favorite toy is. No, it's not the box that the toys came in. Nigel's favorite toy is an old wine cork. I don't even know ( Read more... )

My sister is pregnant. She is 5.5 months along, and just told us, just now. I never thought I'd live to see the day. That is all.

Homework assignments aren't supposed to contain rants, yet I find myself including them anyway. Now I'm going to move them here, because I kind of like them ( Read more... )

I have never been so drunk in my life.  Actually, I have only been drunk once before in my life, and that was years ago.  Damn wine.  I should stick to Bailey's. I don't like being drunk. The dizziness is horribly disconcerting. I shall endeavor to not be in this position ever again. I can't understand why people would willingly go out and try ( Read more... )

The teenager behind the register doesn't card you for a beer.  I know I'm on the far side of 25, but store policy is to card anyone who looks younger than thirty.  After a girl turns twenty-one, "Oh, I thought you were older," is no longer a compliment.