Excerpts from my latest homework assignment.
Homework assignments aren't supposed to contain rants, yet I find myself including them anyway. Now I'm going to move them here, because I kind of like them.
"The process for an educational institution to become NAACLS-certified is long and confusing, and I really don't want to outline it here, but I have to because it's one of the requirements of this paper, and I hate it. I hate writing papers. For me, writing papers is like banging my head into a brick wall: I can work at it for hours and my only sign of progress is a splitting headache. I entered a job training program so that I could get away from literature and composition classes and their godsforsaken papers! Why, oh why must the papers torment me so? Um, I don't think this paragraph is going to make it into the final draft. Although, it would be interesting to see the reactions it gets... No, no, the requirements specifically say that this paper must be well-written, and well-written papers don't include the author's rants. Maybe I'll put it on my LiveJournal."
"The process for an educational institution to become NAACLS-certified is long and confusing, and I really don't want to outline it here, but I have to because it's one of the requirements of this paper, and I hate it. I hate writing papers. For me, writing papers is like banging my head into a brick wall: I can work at it for hours and my only sign of progress is a splitting headache. I entered a job training program so that I could get away from literature and composition classes and their godsforsaken papers! Why, oh why must the papers torment me so? Um, I don't think this paragraph is going to make it into the final draft. Although, it would be interesting to see the reactions it gets... No, no, the requirements specifically say that this paper must be well-written, and well-written papers don't include the author's rants. Maybe I'll put it on my LiveJournal."