Master List continuation
Master List continuation
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Pan!c at the Disco:
1-800-CALL-ME B
Summary: AU. Brendon works for a call center, but not just any call center, and a certain client keeps calling back for more. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Decorated Emergency
Summary: AU. Jon doesn't know quite what he's done to make Spencer hate him, but he's even more fearful of what he just did. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Friend of Mine
Summary: AU. Ryan just needs someone to come hang out with him but everyone's busy. Story of his life. Jon sends his friend Brendon to help. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Little Silk (Goes A Long Way)
Summary: Truth or Dare has been banned, but that won't stop Spencer from getting his reward. Jon still owes him, after all. Sequel to Clothes Don't Make the Man. [Jon/Spencer, slight Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Panic Christmas
Summary: It was Jon’s first Christmas in Nevada. The band had insisted that since he was the newest member of the band, it was mandatory that he spend the holidays with them, just to make sure he could really handle it. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Simple Souvenir
Summary: AU. Ryan hates the beach and he hates even more that he has to spend his vacation there. But maybe it's not all bad... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Tale of Two Bookstores
Summary: AU. Barnes & Noble AU! Patrick manages one of the many Barnes & Nobles in town, and everything is fine, aside from his grumpy cashiers, his caffeine-addicted baristas, and the two hidden in the back closet. Everything is fine, that is, until Borders decides to move in down the street and, yeah, Patrick is in trouble. “So this is why you hate me,” Pete says, and it’s not a question. He’s grinning now, and Patrick needs to get out of there now. “You’re cute when you’re mad, by the way.” [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
All This Alcohol Is Going To My Head
Summary: Just one more drink and he'll move on, he swears. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
And The Livin's Easy
Summary: AU. Summer Camp! After five years, Spencer is determined to get over his crush, but when Jon ends up his counselor at camp, things get a little harder for Spencer to control. [Spencer/Jon, Gabe/William, etc]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
And Then The Morning Comes
Summary: A lot happens in Spencer’s life that he doesn’t expect, but he never expected to lose his best friend so soon. When he finds a crumpled Bucket List at the bottom of a box, Spencer doesn’t expect to finish it, and he certainly doesn’t expect the random guy-next-door to offer to help. Instead, he finds himself embroiled in past issues while trying to finish one life and figure out his own. [Jon/Spencer, Pete/Mikey, Sisky/Butcher] Written for bandombigbang 2010 wave one
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
As The Sun Sets (The Dawn Rises)
Summary: AU. Spencer doesn’t have time to focus on anything other than finishing his thesis, but a one-night (okay, one-night and a quickie, but who’s counting?) stand leaves him unexpectedly… expecting. With his life in chaos, Spencer doesn’t deal too well with the news or with the addition of the other father. ~51k words. Warning - mpreg. [Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6
As Things Change
Summary: It doesn’t even really make sense, why Jon is there, tossing his bag in the back of Spencer’s car and sliding into the passenger side. It doesn’t make sense why they only talk about the weather and how it’s colder than normal for Las Vegas. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
At The Ranch
Summary: AU. Sometimes Jon wonders how he became a manager of a brothel in the middle of the Nevada desert. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Beyond the Horizon
Summary: AU. After all the troubles, Prince Spencer and Prince Jon are ready for their happily ever after. Part 9 (and final!) of Flipflopia 'verse. [Jon/Spencer, princess/Prince Ryan]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Black and White Piano Keys
Summary: College AU. "You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast." [Ryan/Brendon] for bandombigbang 2008
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Bluebirds Fly
Summary: AU. The KATU news station is getting a new anchor. Resident meterologist, Brendon Urie, is beyond excited, but a new anchor is not all that is in store for the station. [Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Ryland/Alex, Gabe/William, Keltie/Tom, surprises]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 14
Broken Down On Memory Lane
Summary: There are a lot of reasons for why Brendon sings, and just one for why he stopped. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Broken Words
Summary: Sometimes, things are just empty and Ryan doesn't know why. [Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Pete]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Chicago in Winter
Summary: Jon finds himself dragged along on a trip he hadn't meant to take but it isn't all bad. [Jon/Ryan]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Chutes and Ladders
Summary: AU. Brendon has an adventure in babysitting, although he should probably pay more attention to the kid than her older brother. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Close To Godliness
Summary: Spencer is really glad their room has a shower. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Clothes Don't Make the Man
Summary: Jon has a kink. Shameless crossdressing!pwp. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Color of Insanity
Summary: AU. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it turns out boys want them too. In order to save themselves from a fate worse than jail, Ryan, Spencer, and Jon must steal one of the most prized jewels in history. But it looks as though they’ll need a fourth to pull it off. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Gabe/William]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Cornucopia
Summary: AU. Picking the perfect flowers is very important, especially for your wedding. 500 words. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Crash Into Me
Summary: Sometimes, persistence pays off. Ryan can't resist forever. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Crooked Crown
Summary: AU. When Queen Ashlee learns of Spencer's intended marriage, she decides it's the perfect opportunity to do what she's always wanted: destroy Flipflopia. Part 8 of Flipflopia 'verse. [Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Diamonds & Gold
Summary: AU. When Brendon had used to joke that after graduation he’d be the one living down on the Strip in a cardboard box, he hadn’t expected it to actually happen... It wasn’t exactly a box, but considering the size of his matchbox apartment, he thought he’d almost be better off in a box - one of those refrigerator boxes, you know, with lots of wide open space. He honestly didn’t think he could fit that big of a box in his actual apartment. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend
Summary: AU. The Boys Next Door coda! Or the one where we find out how they all became Boyfriends in the first place. Cowritten with ivesia19 . [Pete/Everyone Panic, Patrick, John Mayer]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Do The Hellen Keller
Summary: AU. When Jon sees a hot guy in some random club, he thinks it'll just be some good, not-so-clean, fun. But he gets to know the guy and it turns out there's more to him than just hips that could kill - mainly the fact that he can't talk. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, one-sided Ryan/Spencer, Tom/Keltie]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Don't Bank On It
Summary: AU. Spencer’s stuffy job, where homophobia runs rampant, isn’t exactly the dream job, but his new client might just turn Spencer’s world upside down. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Don't Get Me Rescued
Summary: AU. Ryan likes to sit for hours on the swings until the dusk has fallen like a ghost over the playground. The merry-go-round is gilded in blue and the orange lights flicker on around the perimeter of the park. The teenagers go home and Ryan is left. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Downtown
Summary: He has to go downtown to find what he's looking for, but maybe he shouldn't want to find it. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Dreaming in Color
Read it in Russian!
Summary: Jon has always seen in color, but something's different when it comes to Spencer Smith. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Drown the Silence
Summary: Brendon likes the quiet moments. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Enjoy The Show
Summary: AU. Brendon needs protection from the annoying guy on the dance floor. Enter Ryan Ross. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Euro-Almost-Trip
Summary: AU. Brendon wants a true college experience! And that just happens to include meeting a mysterious boy on the train... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Fade Into Gold
Summary: AU. Every year, there's a competition amongst the stands in Pete's back field; which stand can sell the most and get the best customer recommendation. Spencer always wins with his perfect apples, but this year, the cute vegetable guy in the next stand over might be changing the way the autumn wind blows. [Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
First Time's the Charm
Summary: He doesn’t remember who kissed who first. All he knows is that he’s kissing Brendon Urie and it is better than he ever dreamed. Not that he’s been dreaming about it. Or thinking about it. At all. It’s just sort of… been there. For a while now. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Flicker
Summary: AU. Jon takes Spencer on a field trip the day after the thunderstorm. Sequel to Incoming. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Fly Like A Eagle Wyvern
Summary: College AU. Brendon's the dork with square red glasses and hair that sticks up and the tight girl jeans, but maybe someone finds that attractive. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Four-Leaf Clover
Summary: AU. It's 1927, and when the coppers raid Ryan's speakeasy, someone's gotta go rescue Brendon. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
From Misery To Happiness Today
Summary: AU. Sometimes freedom and answers are only a freight train away. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Hard Hips And Biting Lips
Summary: He remembers glasses being pressed into his hand - blue, red, yellow, green - another color for another drink. Some have olives, some have umbrellas, some have salt. Some are meant to be drunk off someone else, licked off their neck, their stomachs, their lips. Some are just meant to be drunk. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Here, There Be Monsters
Summary: AU. Jon doesn’t consider himself an overly curious person, but when he uproots and moves to a tiny town across the country, he finds that not everything can be ignored, and he isn’t exactly fighting the draw to the strange house on the hill and the person who lives there. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William] Written for bandombigbang 2009.
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
Hey There Jealousy
Summary: High school AU. Ryan's new and he's stolen Spencer! Brendon must think of a way to get Spencer back, with Jon's help, of course. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Holiday From Real
Summary: AU. The princess and Prince Ryan go on their honeymoon, but not all is well in Flipflopia. Part 6 of the Flipflopia verse. [princess/Prince Ryan, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
How Far Down
Summary: AU. Ryan likes his job, and it only gets more interesting when a new customer starts coming in regularly. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
(I Owe You) A Love Song
Summary: AU. Jon's not the traditional guy when it comes to calling after a date, as Spencer is about to find out. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
I Used to Know Everything but I Met You and I Forgot
Summary: Ryan knows what they do is wrong but how can it be when it feels so good? [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
In Which Gabe is the Worst Grad Student-Teacher Ever
Summary: College AU. See full summary in Gabe/William section below. [Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer]
Incoming
Summary: AU. Spencer may or may not be afraid of the dark. Except that he totally is and it’s definitely not as funny as Brendon is making it seem as he laughs at Spencer through the other end of the cell phone. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
It's Better If You Do
Summary: He wasn't supposed to have seen that page of the notebook, but it was too late now. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Just Like This
Summary: AU. Spencer will not bend to the charms of Jon, the travel agent guy, he won't, no matter how charming. Prequel/spin-off of The Sweetest Downfall [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Chapters: 2
Complete: Yes
King of Polyester
Summary: AU. The big tournament is coming up and Spencer has an idea to guarantee success. Too bad his ideas always backfire. Spencer and Ryan might have more to fix than their bowling technique. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Kiss Me or The Five Times Jon Tried and the One He Succeeded
Summary: AU. Jon just wants to kiss Spencer. [Jon/Spencer] written for schmoop_bingo card.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Kiss The Sky
Summary: Spencer doesn't want to wake up, but someone else wants him to and will do anything to make it happen. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
L.A. Nights
Summary: AU. Ryan thought his spring break would be all studying and sleeping. He didn't expect the cute Mormon boy from Utah to crash it. Prequel to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Let Me Down, Charlie Brown, or How Jon Walker Saved Christmas
Summary: AU. Christmas time at the mall sucks, especially for those who work there. Brendon has given up on Christmas, Ryan is uptight, and Jon just wants to help. [Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Love And A Lap Dance
Summary: It's just a lap dance, although Brendon wasn't exactly expecting it. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6
Love Is A Battlefield
Summary: AU. It was 1944 and the war had been raging for a good three years, even more for the European countries. Millions of people had died. Thousands of people had already passed through the sterile white walls of his tent, passed through the blinding white sheets of the cots that stood in rows like mini-coffins, just a tour-stop on the way to death. Dr. Walker's only hope is that he'll never see a white gauze bandage ever again. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Summary: AU. Spencer's been accepted to the Senator's Internship Program in Washington D.C. for the summer. He expects it'll be hard work, but he doesn't expect to meet a boy who he can't stop thinking about... [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 11
My Milkshake
Summary: Panic at the sockhop! Spencer is convinced that cool, keen, older Jon Walker would never want to go to the school dance with him, and he has no interest in going anyway. Really.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Bark, No Bite
Summary: AU. Jon is a professional handler for the Fueled by Ramen kennels. His goal is to win Best in Show and leave all the other dogs in the dust, but it's harder when there's something he wants more than that perfect silver cup. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Ends Without Friends
Summary: Spencer may be the overzealous drum major, but really, what else has he got in his life? Sequel to More Than Just a Drumbeat. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
(Not Quite) Rescue Rangers
Summary: AU. Low-key doesn't dare describe the Chippendale franchise, and this hour before opening is no exception. There's more than meets the eye when it comes to the dancers in this show. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Nothin' But A
Summary: AU. Spencer is back on the farm, much to his annoyance, and he needs some help with the horses. Enter Jon Walker, horsehand and a turn for the better? [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
O Sweet Alyssum
Summary: AU. Ryan and Brendon own a flower shop, but it was not always that way. And Spencer is too stubborn for his own good. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Once Upon A Disney Fic
Summary: AU. Brendon is a maid in his own home with his ugly stepbrothers and evil stepfather, but dreams that one day he will meet the prince and live happily ever after. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Only As Fierce
Summary: AU. Spencer has a new dog that's sure to leave the competition in the dust, but everything else seems to be falling apart. Sequel to No Bark, No Bite. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Picture Me With You
Summary: AU. Playboy Bunny AU prequel! Or the one where Spencer is a manipulative cock tease. Cowritten with ivesia19 . Prequel to the The Boys Next Door and happens right after Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend. [Jon/Spencer, Pete/everyone]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
Query Not Where You Wander
Summary: AU. Spencer is a little scared to be honest. He’s hearing people’s thoughts. Ryan stares, and for a minute, all Spencer gets is white noise, but then it’s a blur of thoughts flooding his mind. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Secrets And Guys
Summary: Ryan and Brendon are hiding their relationship from everyone, but maybe they shouldn't be. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sell Your Body To The Night
Summary: AU. Jon feels bad for this kid. He can’t explain it, but the whole incredibly innocent nature hidden by the cold stripper façade just doesn’t work for him. He wants to take him home and give him hot chocolate with extra marshmallows and cuddle him until he falls asleep. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sideline Glances
Summary: Sidelong glances can bring more than expected. A series of mini-fics featuring this phenomenon. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sing Sweet and Morning Glory
Summary: AU. All fairy tales have a happy ending, but sometimes they continue on after. Part 5 of the Flipflopia verse. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Snow
Summary: It doesn't snow in Vegas. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
So Apparently I'm Going To Hell...
Summary: AU. Brendon has died, and gone to hell. Literally. Too bad he doesn't know why. Crack-ish!fic. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
So We Go (To The Other Side Of The Street)
Summary: AU. The Starbucks across the street is like watching a mirror, Jon thinks sometimes, when he’s on break and just sits at the table by the window, staring across the street. It could be a weird alternate dimension that’s exactly the same but completely opposite. Or it could just be that the whole ‘Starbucks on every corner’ thing is coming true a lot sooner than anyone expected. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Summary: Brendon ruined everything. Sequel to All This Alcohol Is Going To My Head. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Somewheresville
Summary: AU. When Ryan hopped the train to nowhere, he didn't expect to meet someone who would change his whole life. Now, if only he could figure out what was going on. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 12
Spencer Smith's Plan for World Domination
Summary: Spencer Smith is not looking to add any new additions to his ninja vampires, but Frank and Brendon have other ideas. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Frank/Gerard, Ray/Mikey]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sweet Pea & Cherry Blossom
Summary: AU. Jon scoffed. “Christmas is amazing, Spencer, you just gotta get past the whole corporate sales thing. Look around you! There are so many wonderful things to behold! Look, we’ve got blackberry-vanilla soap! And lavender body spray, and cherry blossom perfume! How can you say you hate Christmas?” Aka the one where Jon works at Bath&Bodyworks and Spencer is a little slow to catch on. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Take A Chance With Me
Summary: Pirate AU. Captain Smith's new captives may prove to be more trouble than they're worth. Or they might not. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William/Travis, Alex/Ryland]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Teacher's Pet
Summary: AU. Brendon won't admit to liking the new TA, and it'll take a bet to get anything done. [Brendon/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Tell Me A Story
Summary: He stays up with Brendon late into the nights not because he feels compelled to or because he just can’t sleep. He stays up with Brendon because he wants to. [Ryan/Brendon] Part one of the flipflopia verse.
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Textbook Romance
Summary: College AU. Spencer's going to college! He's living in the dorms, and boy, is his RA hot. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Barrel Of A Gun
Summary: AU. Jon's got an anonymous letter-writer on his hands. They won't tell him who they are, and their penmanship is getting worse by the letter. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Basement
Summary: AU. Ryan and Brendon have the whole house to themselves... What to do? Sequel to The Pool Party [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Boys Next Door
Summary: Playboy Bunny AU! Or the one where we objectify Brendon’s ass like whoa. Cowritten with ivesia19 . [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Pete/everyone, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
The Complete Idiot's Guide To Life
Summary: When Jon got Brendon the second one, the rest of the band was ready to kill him. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Fickle Friendship of Fate
Summary: AU. People said he wasn't thinking when he moved in with Jon, but Spencer supposes he and Jon always do things a little rushed. It's never been a problem but that was before Jon muttered something about children. Now Spencer is struggling to catch up as he's thrown into the world of adoption and trying to figure out what he really wants in the process. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Tom/Keltie, Bob/Greta, Sisky/Butcher]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 5
The Golden Rule
Summary: “You’re breaking the rules.”
"Then break them with me," he whispered, "please?" [GSF, others]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Laundromat
Summary: AU. Ryan doesn't want to know the names of the people who come into the Laundromat. He doesn't want to know what makes Tattoo Guy talk to Guy Who Never Showers. He doesn't, but a new customer might just undermine all the work he's done to distance himself from the world. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
The One Thing We Got
Summary: Brendon just wants everything to be perfect, but the weather has other ideas. [Brendon/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Perfect Gift
Summary: AU. Spencer's been scarred for life! Perhaps Jon can help with that... Sequel to The Pool Party and The Basement. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Pool Party
Summary: AU. It's a party, but Ryan is only interested in one thing... Brendon. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Princes and the Peas
Summary: AU. In which Spencer is a porn star, Jon is the cute new production assistant, Brendon is a fluffer, and Ryan doesn’t want to be fluffed. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down
Summary: “I want them to feel. I want them to sing along, to memorize every word, to feel it.” [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The (real) Return to Flipflopia
Summary: AU. After neither Prince Jon nor Prince Spencer win the heart of the fair princess, they both return to their respective kingdoms, but Jon feels a little lonely. Part 2/3 of Flipflopia 'verse [Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Salty Sea Wench
Summary: AU. Jon is content with his job in the little coastal town with his regular customers and easy orders, but when a strange fisherman clomps into his bar, things start to change. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
The Scavanger Hunt
Summary: Jon has a brilliant idea to get everyone out of the cabin for a bit of fun. Ryan and Brendon have some fun in the woods. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Scavanger Hunt: Ryan's Revenge
Summary: Ryan's version of a scavanger hunt is a bit different than Jon's. Sequel to The Scavanger Hunt. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The World On A String
Summary: AU. Pete smiles. "Ryan thinks anyone who doesn’t know the difference between Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, and Deep Purple deserves to die a horrible death. I wouldn’t be surprised that he thinks Brendon’s unworthy to press buttons on a register." [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Spencer/Haley, Tom/Keltie, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
This Sorta Fairytale
Summary: Jon and Spencer are wondering what's up with Ryan and Brendon until they come across a stack of little pink post-it notes, and no matter what Jon says, Spencer would totally make an awesome prince! Part 7 of the Flipflopia 'Verse. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Thubtacks
Summary: Brendon's sick, and Ryan takes care of him. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Two Dog Night
Summary: AU. Jon smiled at [Greta], the same smile he used for everyone, and for a moment, Spencer wondered if he had another smile. Maybe one he would use for someone special, for someone who made his heart beat faster. But Spencer had never seen that one. hustler!fic. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Un-Dock-Umented
Summary: “Jon lost his tail,” Pete whispered when he came back from checking on the lambs. “Spencer’s not going to be happy.” Sequel to Three Bags Full. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick] - Check out sequel, Dogs Before Bitches
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Unkissable
Summary: AU. Spencer is determined to get his first kiss by New Years. His only problem is that no one wants to kiss him... [Ryan/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Until The End Of Time
Summary: When Ryan puts on Moulin Rouge, Brendon knows it’s time to be quiet. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
'Virgin Girl Friday'
Summary: Ryan likes to sleep on planes. Brendon can’t sleep on planes. Spencer doesn’t sleep on planes. And Jon, well, Jon can do anything on planes. Unfortunately, when Brendon can’t sleep, neither can Ryan. [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Voyeur
Summary: This time, Brendon knows he’s not paranoid when he sees the way Spencer glances at Jon, a careful question in his eyes, an are you sure? wedged in between the seconds that pass. But Jon just smiles a little and Spencer reaches for Brendon, fingers wrapping around his wrist the same way Brendon’s seen him do to Jon before shows. [Spencer/Jon, Spencer/Jon/Brendon]
Rating: nc-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Wearing White After Labor Day Is A Sin, Don't You Know
Summary: AU. “Come on, guys,” Jon intervenes finally. “Let’s just agree that Ryan has interesting scarves, Brendon’s nose is a carrot, and no, that hat does not make you look fat.” [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Where The Termites Reign
Summary: AU. Ryan's house is under attack, by termites that is, and he needs someone to get rid of them... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Wherever The Wind Blows
Summary: AU. Spencer's starting to get the parenting thing down, after four years and a lot of advice from Greta and Bob, but even that can't prepare him for everything. Coda to The Fickle Friendship of Fate. [Jon/Spencer, Greta/Bob]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
White Men in Black Suits
Summary: AU. Spencer has a job to do, and he never fails. He has his backup team for support, but they might not be worth anything when it comes to his latest target: Jon Walker. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
With A Ghost
Summary: AU. Ryan vowed he'd never become like his dad, but maybe he has... in a way. [Ryan/Brendon] warning: verbal abuse.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Words Could Shatter Glass
Summary: Spencer has always been the responsible one. Maybe someone needs to change that. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You, And A Piece Of The Pie
Summary: AU. Spencer has always known his destiny was to take over the family business, he just didn't expect it to happen so soon or for Jon Walker to show up and ruin everything. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, others]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
You Die, We Supply
Summary: AU. Jon meets an interesting client, which isn't that unusual in his line of work, but there's something different about this one. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You Don't Need A Valentine To Get Chocolate On Valentine's Day
Summary: It was just another Valentine’s Day, but Jon certainly hadn’t expected his plan to backfire like this… [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You're Never Fully Dressed (Without A Smile)
Summary: The sign on the door reads Spencer Smith M.D., Family Dentistry. The sign set in nice, neat letters above the door reads Simply Smiles, and Spencer had known that letting his hygienist pick out the name was a bad idea. [Jon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Cash/Singer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Zebras Don't Want to Change Their Stripes
Summary: AU. With features in Cosmo, covers of Men's Vogue, and a reputation of driving assistants to tears, Spencer Smith is one of the top models in the industry. He doesn't take orders from know-nothing, supposedly up-and-coming photographers, so if Jon Walker wants his shoot to go well, he'd better find a way to work this out. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Z, Ashlee/Pete, Vicky/Nate]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Fall Out Boy:
Daze Of Hazy Days
Summary: It's the 60s and Pete and Patrick are living the good life. Sequel to Getting Better All the Time [Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Getting Better All the Time
Summary: It's 1956 and Pete shows Patrick something that will protect them against the world in more ways than one. [Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
My Chemical Romance:
F Is For Frank
Summary: AU. Frank can't even cook mac and cheese. How can he possibly live up to being a father? Maybe the new preschool teacher can help. [Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Foreclosed
Summary: AU. The bright side, Gerard told himself as he painted canvas after canvas of scorpions and Frank’s smile, was that he never had to go back to that coffee house again. He wasn’t even sure he could find it again, let alone go inside and be a creepy stalker. Well, the stalker part he was sure he could do, it was the finding the coffee house that he couldn’t. [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Handtools and Hellos
Summary: AU. Gerard just needs someone to finish building his house. Enter Frank, the young, handsome contractor that Gerard certainly doesn't mind keeping an eye on as plumbing goes in and carpets are installed. [Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Alicia]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Once Upon a December
Summary: Gerard likes to keep his secrets, but it's hard to when his bandmates don't know how to knock! [Gerard/Frank]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Personal Bubble
Summary: Frank won't leave Gerard alone! [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Roses Are See-Through
Summary: AU. “Ghosts are overrated,” Gerard says. A transparent Frank laughs. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters 1
Shades of Grey
Summary: AU. Prison is exactly as Gerard imagined it; cold food, strange cellmate, stupid guards. The one thing he didn't expect was the prisoner across the way. Spinoff/semi-sequel to Color of Insanity. [Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sting
Summary: High school AU. Gerard hates when Mrs. James asks him to tutor other (worse) kids in art, but if he wants to keep his sanctuary, he'll have to. Hopefully this Frank kid isn't as stupid as he seems. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
The Legend of the Golden Shoes
Summary: The legend of the creation of the Golden Shoes. Part of the Flipflopia verse. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Three Bags Full
Summary: AU. “Shearing season soon,” Pete announced one day as he returned from the other side of the pasture. “And there are lambs!” (or the one where they're all sheep) [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Bert/Jepha, Mikey/Ray]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Three's Not Company
Summary: AU. Frank has never had a fight that didn't end up in a break-up. He's hoping this one is different. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Two AM
Summary: AU. “Hey everybody,” Frank spoke into the microphone, voice echoing into the corners of the room. “You all know me, and I think I know all you. But right now, I’m not your friendly neighborhood barista. Tonight, I’m just a guy, and I just have one thing I want to say. So I hope you’re all listening, especially that guy at the back table.” Sequel/coda to Foreclosed [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
With Dripping Wings, Heavy Things Won't Fly
Summary: Gerard is in more than a mess when he's kicked out of Heaven, and the demon tracking him is certainly not helping him. Frank has a plan, though, and he needs the fallen angel for it to work. This is what happens when Heaven and Hell collide. [Frank/Gerard, Ray/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Gabe/William Fanfiction:
A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose
Summary: Gabe only celebrates one anniversary but William isn't there to celebrate this year.
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
In Which Gabe is the Worst Grad Student-Teacher Ever
Summary: AU. Gabe's class of Freshman is a bit friskier than he expected and keeping order might be difficult, especially considering he doesn't give a fuck whether they pass or fail. [Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Last Christmas, I Gabe You My Heart
Summary: William likes Christmas, but if only something could make it better. Oh wait, there is something. [Gabe/William]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Non-Specific Bandom:
Charms And Changes
Summary: Pete's finally convinced Spencer to let him babysit! Of course things aren't going to go right. coda/spin-off to As The Sun Sets [Pete/Mikey]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Dogs Before Bitches
Summary: “Just think,” Frank put in as Vicky lurched and they broke into a run, circling a tree, “Gabe will be next. He always gets bitten.” Sequel to Un-Dock-Umented and Three Bags Full. [Bert/Jepha, Ryland/Alex, Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Ray]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Empty Rooms
Summary: After months of flirtation, quick grins and lingering glances, one night is all they need. [Pete/Gabe]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Functional Dysfunction
Summary: AU. Gabe and Ryan's relationship doesn't work, but somehow, it does. [Gabe/Ryan, Gabe/William]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Just A Perfect Apple
Summary: Mpreg. Alex DeLeon has a good life - a good job, good friends - but there’s still something missing from it - a baby. The one thing he wants more than anything seems to be the one thing he can’t get. When Cash offers to ‘make it happen,’ Alex scoffs at the idea because he’s not that desperate. Or, well, he didn’t think so. [Alex DeLeon/Cash, Ian/Marshall, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon] for bandombigbang 2010
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
More Than A Drum Beat
Summary: AU. Did you just take a picture of my ass?” Keltie asks slowly, and Tom isn’t even abashed as he shrugs.
“School spirit,” he only says. “Shouldn’t have the University logo splashed across it if you don’t want me to.” [Tom/Keltie] for bandgirlsbang 2010
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Place Like The Bed You Never Sleep In
Summary: After a long tour, Singer just wants to relax but a surprise visitor won't make it easy. [Cash/Singer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Silence Too Loud
Summary: Pete doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t know why he picked Mikey out, why he singled out the quiet little guitarist, why he has him in his living room staring at the couch. [Pete/Mikey]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Sweetest Downfall (But It Makes No Difference To Me)
Summary: AU. Struggling to even pay his rent, Tom is about to give up photography altogether, but when he meets a pretty dancer, things start changing and Tom might have gotten in over his head, and it's all his fault. [Tom/Keltie, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Those Are Called Strings, Pinocchio
Summary: AU. Tom comes home to find something unusual in his living room. Well, not that unusual considering the circumstances. Coda to The Fickle Friendship of Fate. Set somewhere between FFoF and Wherever the Wind Blows. [Tom/Keltie, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
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Pan!c at the Disco:
1-800-CALL-ME B
Summary: AU. Brendon works for a call center, but not just any call center, and a certain client keeps calling back for more. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Decorated Emergency
Summary: AU. Jon doesn't know quite what he's done to make Spencer hate him, but he's even more fearful of what he just did. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Friend of Mine
Summary: AU. Ryan just needs someone to come hang out with him but everyone's busy. Story of his life. Jon sends his friend Brendon to help. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Little Silk (Goes A Long Way)
Summary: Truth or Dare has been banned, but that won't stop Spencer from getting his reward. Jon still owes him, after all. Sequel to Clothes Don't Make the Man. [Jon/Spencer, slight Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Panic Christmas
Summary: It was Jon’s first Christmas in Nevada. The band had insisted that since he was the newest member of the band, it was mandatory that he spend the holidays with them, just to make sure he could really handle it. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Simple Souvenir
Summary: AU. Ryan hates the beach and he hates even more that he has to spend his vacation there. But maybe it's not all bad... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
A Tale of Two Bookstores
Summary: AU. Barnes & Noble AU! Patrick manages one of the many Barnes & Nobles in town, and everything is fine, aside from his grumpy cashiers, his caffeine-addicted baristas, and the two hidden in the back closet. Everything is fine, that is, until Borders decides to move in down the street and, yeah, Patrick is in trouble. “So this is why you hate me,” Pete says, and it’s not a question. He’s grinning now, and Patrick needs to get out of there now. “You’re cute when you’re mad, by the way.” [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
All This Alcohol Is Going To My Head
Summary: Just one more drink and he'll move on, he swears. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
And The Livin's Easy
Summary: AU. Summer Camp! After five years, Spencer is determined to get over his crush, but when Jon ends up his counselor at camp, things get a little harder for Spencer to control. [Spencer/Jon, Gabe/William, etc]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
And Then The Morning Comes
Summary: A lot happens in Spencer’s life that he doesn’t expect, but he never expected to lose his best friend so soon. When he finds a crumpled Bucket List at the bottom of a box, Spencer doesn’t expect to finish it, and he certainly doesn’t expect the random guy-next-door to offer to help. Instead, he finds himself embroiled in past issues while trying to finish one life and figure out his own. [Jon/Spencer, Pete/Mikey, Sisky/Butcher] Written for bandombigbang 2010 wave one
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
As The Sun Sets (The Dawn Rises)
Summary: AU. Spencer doesn’t have time to focus on anything other than finishing his thesis, but a one-night (okay, one-night and a quickie, but who’s counting?) stand leaves him unexpectedly… expecting. With his life in chaos, Spencer doesn’t deal too well with the news or with the addition of the other father. ~51k words. Warning - mpreg. [Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6
As Things Change
Summary: It doesn’t even really make sense, why Jon is there, tossing his bag in the back of Spencer’s car and sliding into the passenger side. It doesn’t make sense why they only talk about the weather and how it’s colder than normal for Las Vegas. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
At The Ranch
Summary: AU. Sometimes Jon wonders how he became a manager of a brothel in the middle of the Nevada desert. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Beyond the Horizon
Summary: AU. After all the troubles, Prince Spencer and Prince Jon are ready for their happily ever after. Part 9 (and final!) of Flipflopia 'verse. [Jon/Spencer, princess/Prince Ryan]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Black and White Piano Keys
Summary: College AU. "You are the words to my music, Ryan Ross. You are the chorus to my melody. You are the beauty behind the beast." [Ryan/Brendon] for bandombigbang 2008
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Bluebirds Fly
Summary: AU. The KATU news station is getting a new anchor. Resident meterologist, Brendon Urie, is beyond excited, but a new anchor is not all that is in store for the station. [Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Ryland/Alex, Gabe/William, Keltie/Tom, surprises]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 14
Broken Down On Memory Lane
Summary: There are a lot of reasons for why Brendon sings, and just one for why he stopped. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Broken Words
Summary: Sometimes, things are just empty and Ryan doesn't know why. [Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Pete]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Chicago in Winter
Summary: Jon finds himself dragged along on a trip he hadn't meant to take but it isn't all bad. [Jon/Ryan]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Chutes and Ladders
Summary: AU. Brendon has an adventure in babysitting, although he should probably pay more attention to the kid than her older brother. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Close To Godliness
Summary: Spencer is really glad their room has a shower. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Clothes Don't Make the Man
Summary: Jon has a kink. Shameless crossdressing!pwp. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Color of Insanity
Summary: AU. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it turns out boys want them too. In order to save themselves from a fate worse than jail, Ryan, Spencer, and Jon must steal one of the most prized jewels in history. But it looks as though they’ll need a fourth to pull it off. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Gabe/William]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Cornucopia
Summary: AU. Picking the perfect flowers is very important, especially for your wedding. 500 words. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Crash Into Me
Summary: Sometimes, persistence pays off. Ryan can't resist forever. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Crooked Crown
Summary: AU. When Queen Ashlee learns of Spencer's intended marriage, she decides it's the perfect opportunity to do what she's always wanted: destroy Flipflopia. Part 8 of Flipflopia 'verse. [Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Diamonds & Gold
Summary: AU. When Brendon had used to joke that after graduation he’d be the one living down on the Strip in a cardboard box, he hadn’t expected it to actually happen... It wasn’t exactly a box, but considering the size of his matchbox apartment, he thought he’d almost be better off in a box - one of those refrigerator boxes, you know, with lots of wide open space. He honestly didn’t think he could fit that big of a box in his actual apartment. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend
Summary: AU. The Boys Next Door coda! Or the one where we find out how they all became Boyfriends in the first place. Cowritten with ivesia19 . [Pete/Everyone Panic, Patrick, John Mayer]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Do The Hellen Keller
Summary: AU. When Jon sees a hot guy in some random club, he thinks it'll just be some good, not-so-clean, fun. But he gets to know the guy and it turns out there's more to him than just hips that could kill - mainly the fact that he can't talk. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, one-sided Ryan/Spencer, Tom/Keltie]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Don't Bank On It
Summary: AU. Spencer’s stuffy job, where homophobia runs rampant, isn’t exactly the dream job, but his new client might just turn Spencer’s world upside down. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Don't Get Me Rescued
Summary: AU. Ryan likes to sit for hours on the swings until the dusk has fallen like a ghost over the playground. The merry-go-round is gilded in blue and the orange lights flicker on around the perimeter of the park. The teenagers go home and Ryan is left. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Downtown
Summary: He has to go downtown to find what he's looking for, but maybe he shouldn't want to find it. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Dreaming in Color
Read it in Russian!
Summary: Jon has always seen in color, but something's different when it comes to Spencer Smith. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Drown the Silence
Summary: Brendon likes the quiet moments. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Enjoy The Show
Summary: AU. Brendon needs protection from the annoying guy on the dance floor. Enter Ryan Ross. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Euro-Almost-Trip
Summary: AU. Brendon wants a true college experience! And that just happens to include meeting a mysterious boy on the train... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Fade Into Gold
Summary: AU. Every year, there's a competition amongst the stands in Pete's back field; which stand can sell the most and get the best customer recommendation. Spencer always wins with his perfect apples, but this year, the cute vegetable guy in the next stand over might be changing the way the autumn wind blows. [Jon/Spencer, Gabe/William, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
First Time's the Charm
Summary: He doesn’t remember who kissed who first. All he knows is that he’s kissing Brendon Urie and it is better than he ever dreamed. Not that he’s been dreaming about it. Or thinking about it. At all. It’s just sort of… been there. For a while now. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Flicker
Summary: AU. Jon takes Spencer on a field trip the day after the thunderstorm. Sequel to Incoming. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Fly Like A Eagle Wyvern
Summary: College AU. Brendon's the dork with square red glasses and hair that sticks up and the tight girl jeans, but maybe someone finds that attractive. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Four-Leaf Clover
Summary: AU. It's 1927, and when the coppers raid Ryan's speakeasy, someone's gotta go rescue Brendon. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
From Misery To Happiness Today
Summary: AU. Sometimes freedom and answers are only a freight train away. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Hard Hips And Biting Lips
Summary: He remembers glasses being pressed into his hand - blue, red, yellow, green - another color for another drink. Some have olives, some have umbrellas, some have salt. Some are meant to be drunk off someone else, licked off their neck, their stomachs, their lips. Some are just meant to be drunk. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Here, There Be Monsters
Summary: AU. Jon doesn’t consider himself an overly curious person, but when he uproots and moves to a tiny town across the country, he finds that not everything can be ignored, and he isn’t exactly fighting the draw to the strange house on the hill and the person who lives there. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William] Written for bandombigbang 2009.
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
Hey There Jealousy
Summary: High school AU. Ryan's new and he's stolen Spencer! Brendon must think of a way to get Spencer back, with Jon's help, of course. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Holiday From Real
Summary: AU. The princess and Prince Ryan go on their honeymoon, but not all is well in Flipflopia. Part 6 of the Flipflopia verse. [princess/Prince Ryan, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
How Far Down
Summary: AU. Ryan likes his job, and it only gets more interesting when a new customer starts coming in regularly. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
(I Owe You) A Love Song
Summary: AU. Jon's not the traditional guy when it comes to calling after a date, as Spencer is about to find out. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
I Used to Know Everything but I Met You and I Forgot
Summary: Ryan knows what they do is wrong but how can it be when it feels so good? [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
In Which Gabe is the Worst Grad Student-Teacher Ever
Summary: College AU. See full summary in Gabe/William section below. [Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer]
Incoming
Summary: AU. Spencer may or may not be afraid of the dark. Except that he totally is and it’s definitely not as funny as Brendon is making it seem as he laughs at Spencer through the other end of the cell phone. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
It's Better If You Do
Summary: He wasn't supposed to have seen that page of the notebook, but it was too late now. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Just Like This
Summary: AU. Spencer will not bend to the charms of Jon, the travel agent guy, he won't, no matter how charming. Prequel/spin-off of The Sweetest Downfall [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Chapters: 2
Complete: Yes
King of Polyester
Summary: AU. The big tournament is coming up and Spencer has an idea to guarantee success. Too bad his ideas always backfire. Spencer and Ryan might have more to fix than their bowling technique. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Kiss Me or The Five Times Jon Tried and the One He Succeeded
Summary: AU. Jon just wants to kiss Spencer. [Jon/Spencer] written for schmoop_bingo card.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Kiss The Sky
Summary: Spencer doesn't want to wake up, but someone else wants him to and will do anything to make it happen. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
L.A. Nights
Summary: AU. Ryan thought his spring break would be all studying and sleeping. He didn't expect the cute Mormon boy from Utah to crash it. Prequel to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Let Me Down, Charlie Brown, or How Jon Walker Saved Christmas
Summary: AU. Christmas time at the mall sucks, especially for those who work there. Brendon has given up on Christmas, Ryan is uptight, and Jon just wants to help. [Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Love And A Lap Dance
Summary: It's just a lap dance, although Brendon wasn't exactly expecting it. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 6
Love Is A Battlefield
Summary: AU. It was 1944 and the war had been raging for a good three years, even more for the European countries. Millions of people had died. Thousands of people had already passed through the sterile white walls of his tent, passed through the blinding white sheets of the cots that stood in rows like mini-coffins, just a tour-stop on the way to death. Dr. Walker's only hope is that he'll never see a white gauze bandage ever again. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
Summary: AU. Spencer's been accepted to the Senator's Internship Program in Washington D.C. for the summer. He expects it'll be hard work, but he doesn't expect to meet a boy who he can't stop thinking about... [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 11
My Milkshake
Summary: Panic at the sockhop! Spencer is convinced that cool, keen, older Jon Walker would never want to go to the school dance with him, and he has no interest in going anyway. Really.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Bark, No Bite
Summary: AU. Jon is a professional handler for the Fueled by Ramen kennels. His goal is to win Best in Show and leave all the other dogs in the dust, but it's harder when there's something he wants more than that perfect silver cup. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Ends Without Friends
Summary: Spencer may be the overzealous drum major, but really, what else has he got in his life? Sequel to More Than Just a Drumbeat. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
(Not Quite) Rescue Rangers
Summary: AU. Low-key doesn't dare describe the Chippendale franchise, and this hour before opening is no exception. There's more than meets the eye when it comes to the dancers in this show. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Nothin' But A
Summary: AU. Spencer is back on the farm, much to his annoyance, and he needs some help with the horses. Enter Jon Walker, horsehand and a turn for the better? [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
O Sweet Alyssum
Summary: AU. Ryan and Brendon own a flower shop, but it was not always that way. And Spencer is too stubborn for his own good. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Once Upon A Disney Fic
Summary: AU. Brendon is a maid in his own home with his ugly stepbrothers and evil stepfather, but dreams that one day he will meet the prince and live happily ever after. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Only As Fierce
Summary: AU. Spencer has a new dog that's sure to leave the competition in the dust, but everything else seems to be falling apart. Sequel to No Bark, No Bite. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Picture Me With You
Summary: AU. Playboy Bunny AU prequel! Or the one where Spencer is a manipulative cock tease. Cowritten with ivesia19 . Prequel to the The Boys Next Door and happens right after Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend. [Jon/Spencer, Pete/everyone]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
Query Not Where You Wander
Summary: AU. Spencer is a little scared to be honest. He’s hearing people’s thoughts. Ryan stares, and for a minute, all Spencer gets is white noise, but then it’s a blur of thoughts flooding his mind. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Secrets And Guys
Summary: Ryan and Brendon are hiding their relationship from everyone, but maybe they shouldn't be. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sell Your Body To The Night
Summary: AU. Jon feels bad for this kid. He can’t explain it, but the whole incredibly innocent nature hidden by the cold stripper façade just doesn’t work for him. He wants to take him home and give him hot chocolate with extra marshmallows and cuddle him until he falls asleep. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sideline Glances
Summary: Sidelong glances can bring more than expected. A series of mini-fics featuring this phenomenon. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William, Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sing Sweet and Morning Glory
Summary: AU. All fairy tales have a happy ending, but sometimes they continue on after. Part 5 of the Flipflopia verse. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Snow
Summary: It doesn't snow in Vegas. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
So Apparently I'm Going To Hell...
Summary: AU. Brendon has died, and gone to hell. Literally. Too bad he doesn't know why. Crack-ish!fic. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
So We Go (To The Other Side Of The Street)
Summary: AU. The Starbucks across the street is like watching a mirror, Jon thinks sometimes, when he’s on break and just sits at the table by the window, staring across the street. It could be a weird alternate dimension that’s exactly the same but completely opposite. Or it could just be that the whole ‘Starbucks on every corner’ thing is coming true a lot sooner than anyone expected. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Summary: Brendon ruined everything. Sequel to All This Alcohol Is Going To My Head. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Somewheresville
Summary: AU. When Ryan hopped the train to nowhere, he didn't expect to meet someone who would change his whole life. Now, if only he could figure out what was going on. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 12
Spencer Smith's Plan for World Domination
Summary: Spencer Smith is not looking to add any new additions to his ninja vampires, but Frank and Brendon have other ideas. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Frank/Gerard, Ray/Mikey]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sweet Pea & Cherry Blossom
Summary: AU. Jon scoffed. “Christmas is amazing, Spencer, you just gotta get past the whole corporate sales thing. Look around you! There are so many wonderful things to behold! Look, we’ve got blackberry-vanilla soap! And lavender body spray, and cherry blossom perfume! How can you say you hate Christmas?” Aka the one where Jon works at Bath&Bodyworks and Spencer is a little slow to catch on. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Take A Chance With Me
Summary: Pirate AU. Captain Smith's new captives may prove to be more trouble than they're worth. Or they might not. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William/Travis, Alex/Ryland]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Teacher's Pet
Summary: AU. Brendon won't admit to liking the new TA, and it'll take a bet to get anything done. [Brendon/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Tell Me A Story
Summary: He stays up with Brendon late into the nights not because he feels compelled to or because he just can’t sleep. He stays up with Brendon because he wants to. [Ryan/Brendon] Part one of the flipflopia verse.
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Textbook Romance
Summary: College AU. Spencer's going to college! He's living in the dorms, and boy, is his RA hot. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Barrel Of A Gun
Summary: AU. Jon's got an anonymous letter-writer on his hands. They won't tell him who they are, and their penmanship is getting worse by the letter. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Basement
Summary: AU. Ryan and Brendon have the whole house to themselves... What to do? Sequel to The Pool Party [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Boys Next Door
Summary: Playboy Bunny AU! Or the one where we objectify Brendon’s ass like whoa. Cowritten with ivesia19 . [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Pete/everyone, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
The Complete Idiot's Guide To Life
Summary: When Jon got Brendon the second one, the rest of the band was ready to kill him. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Fickle Friendship of Fate
Summary: AU. People said he wasn't thinking when he moved in with Jon, but Spencer supposes he and Jon always do things a little rushed. It's never been a problem but that was before Jon muttered something about children. Now Spencer is struggling to catch up as he's thrown into the world of adoption and trying to figure out what he really wants in the process. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Tom/Keltie, Bob/Greta, Sisky/Butcher]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 5
The Golden Rule
Summary: “You’re breaking the rules.”
"Then break them with me," he whispered, "please?" [GSF, others]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Laundromat
Summary: AU. Ryan doesn't want to know the names of the people who come into the Laundromat. He doesn't want to know what makes Tattoo Guy talk to Guy Who Never Showers. He doesn't, but a new customer might just undermine all the work he's done to distance himself from the world. [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
The One Thing We Got
Summary: Brendon just wants everything to be perfect, but the weather has other ideas. [Brendon/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Perfect Gift
Summary: AU. Spencer's been scarred for life! Perhaps Jon can help with that... Sequel to The Pool Party and The Basement. [Spencer/Jon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Pool Party
Summary: AU. It's a party, but Ryan is only interested in one thing... Brendon. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Princes and the Peas
Summary: AU. In which Spencer is a porn star, Jon is the cute new production assistant, Brendon is a fluffer, and Ryan doesn’t want to be fluffed. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down
Summary: “I want them to feel. I want them to sing along, to memorize every word, to feel it.” [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The (real) Return to Flipflopia
Summary: AU. After neither Prince Jon nor Prince Spencer win the heart of the fair princess, they both return to their respective kingdoms, but Jon feels a little lonely. Part 2/3 of Flipflopia 'verse [Spencer/Jon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Salty Sea Wench
Summary: AU. Jon is content with his job in the little coastal town with his regular customers and easy orders, but when a strange fisherman clomps into his bar, things start to change. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
The Scavanger Hunt
Summary: Jon has a brilliant idea to get everyone out of the cabin for a bit of fun. Ryan and Brendon have some fun in the woods. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Scavanger Hunt: Ryan's Revenge
Summary: Ryan's version of a scavanger hunt is a bit different than Jon's. Sequel to The Scavanger Hunt. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The World On A String
Summary: AU. Pete smiles. "Ryan thinks anyone who doesn’t know the difference between Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, and Deep Purple deserves to die a horrible death. I wouldn’t be surprised that he thinks Brendon’s unworthy to press buttons on a register." [Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Spencer/Haley, Tom/Keltie, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
This Sorta Fairytale
Summary: Jon and Spencer are wondering what's up with Ryan and Brendon until they come across a stack of little pink post-it notes, and no matter what Jon says, Spencer would totally make an awesome prince! Part 7 of the Flipflopia 'Verse. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Thubtacks
Summary: Brendon's sick, and Ryan takes care of him. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Two Dog Night
Summary: AU. Jon smiled at [Greta], the same smile he used for everyone, and for a moment, Spencer wondered if he had another smile. Maybe one he would use for someone special, for someone who made his heart beat faster. But Spencer had never seen that one. hustler!fic. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Un-Dock-Umented
Summary: “Jon lost his tail,” Pete whispered when he came back from checking on the lambs. “Spencer’s not going to be happy.” Sequel to Three Bags Full. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Frank/Gerard, Gabe/William, Pete/Patrick] - Check out sequel, Dogs Before Bitches
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Unkissable
Summary: AU. Spencer is determined to get his first kiss by New Years. His only problem is that no one wants to kiss him... [Ryan/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Until The End Of Time
Summary: When Ryan puts on Moulin Rouge, Brendon knows it’s time to be quiet. [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
'Virgin Girl Friday'
Summary: Ryan likes to sleep on planes. Brendon can’t sleep on planes. Spencer doesn’t sleep on planes. And Jon, well, Jon can do anything on planes. Unfortunately, when Brendon can’t sleep, neither can Ryan. [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Voyeur
Summary: This time, Brendon knows he’s not paranoid when he sees the way Spencer glances at Jon, a careful question in his eyes, an are you sure? wedged in between the seconds that pass. But Jon just smiles a little and Spencer reaches for Brendon, fingers wrapping around his wrist the same way Brendon’s seen him do to Jon before shows. [Spencer/Jon, Spencer/Jon/Brendon]
Rating: nc-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Wearing White After Labor Day Is A Sin, Don't You Know
Summary: AU. “Come on, guys,” Jon intervenes finally. “Let’s just agree that Ryan has interesting scarves, Brendon’s nose is a carrot, and no, that hat does not make you look fat.” [Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Where The Termites Reign
Summary: AU. Ryan's house is under attack, by termites that is, and he needs someone to get rid of them... [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Wherever The Wind Blows
Summary: AU. Spencer's starting to get the parenting thing down, after four years and a lot of advice from Greta and Bob, but even that can't prepare him for everything. Coda to The Fickle Friendship of Fate. [Jon/Spencer, Greta/Bob]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
White Men in Black Suits
Summary: AU. Spencer has a job to do, and he never fails. He has his backup team for support, but they might not be worth anything when it comes to his latest target: Jon Walker. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
With A Ghost
Summary: AU. Ryan vowed he'd never become like his dad, but maybe he has... in a way. [Ryan/Brendon] warning: verbal abuse.
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Words Could Shatter Glass
Summary: Spencer has always been the responsible one. Maybe someone needs to change that. [Jon/Spencer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You, And A Piece Of The Pie
Summary: AU. Spencer has always known his destiny was to take over the family business, he just didn't expect it to happen so soon or for Jon Walker to show up and ruin everything. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, others]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
You Die, We Supply
Summary: AU. Jon meets an interesting client, which isn't that unusual in his line of work, but there's something different about this one. [Spencer/Jon, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You Don't Need A Valentine To Get Chocolate On Valentine's Day
Summary: It was just another Valentine’s Day, but Jon certainly hadn’t expected his plan to backfire like this… [Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
You're Never Fully Dressed (Without A Smile)
Summary: The sign on the door reads Spencer Smith M.D., Family Dentistry. The sign set in nice, neat letters above the door reads Simply Smiles, and Spencer had known that letting his hygienist pick out the name was a bad idea. [Jon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Cash/Singer]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Zebras Don't Want to Change Their Stripes
Summary: AU. With features in Cosmo, covers of Men's Vogue, and a reputation of driving assistants to tears, Spencer Smith is one of the top models in the industry. He doesn't take orders from know-nothing, supposedly up-and-coming photographers, so if Jon Walker wants his shoot to go well, he'd better find a way to work this out. [Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Z, Ashlee/Pete, Vicky/Nate]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Fall Out Boy:
Daze Of Hazy Days
Summary: It's the 60s and Pete and Patrick are living the good life. Sequel to Getting Better All the Time [Pete/Patrick]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Getting Better All the Time
Summary: It's 1956 and Pete shows Patrick something that will protect them against the world in more ways than one. [Pete/Patrick]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
My Chemical Romance:
F Is For Frank
Summary: AU. Frank can't even cook mac and cheese. How can he possibly live up to being a father? Maybe the new preschool teacher can help. [Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon, Gabe/William]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Foreclosed
Summary: AU. The bright side, Gerard told himself as he painted canvas after canvas of scorpions and Frank’s smile, was that he never had to go back to that coffee house again. He wasn’t even sure he could find it again, let alone go inside and be a creepy stalker. Well, the stalker part he was sure he could do, it was the finding the coffee house that he couldn’t. [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Handtools and Hellos
Summary: AU. Gerard just needs someone to finish building his house. Enter Frank, the young, handsome contractor that Gerard certainly doesn't mind keeping an eye on as plumbing goes in and carpets are installed. [Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Alicia]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Once Upon a December
Summary: Gerard likes to keep his secrets, but it's hard to when his bandmates don't know how to knock! [Gerard/Frank]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Personal Bubble
Summary: Frank won't leave Gerard alone! [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Roses Are See-Through
Summary: AU. “Ghosts are overrated,” Gerard says. A transparent Frank laughs. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters 1
Shades of Grey
Summary: AU. Prison is exactly as Gerard imagined it; cold food, strange cellmate, stupid guards. The one thing he didn't expect was the prisoner across the way. Spinoff/semi-sequel to Color of Insanity. [Frank/Gerard, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Sting
Summary: High school AU. Gerard hates when Mrs. James asks him to tutor other (worse) kids in art, but if he wants to keep his sanctuary, he'll have to. Hopefully this Frank kid isn't as stupid as he seems. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: R
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
The Legend of the Golden Shoes
Summary: The legend of the creation of the Golden Shoes. Part of the Flipflopia verse. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Three Bags Full
Summary: AU. “Shearing season soon,” Pete announced one day as he returned from the other side of the pasture. “And there are lambs!” (or the one where they're all sheep) [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Bert/Jepha, Mikey/Ray]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Three's Not Company
Summary: AU. Frank has never had a fight that didn't end up in a break-up. He's hoping this one is different. [Frank/Gerard]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Two AM
Summary: AU. “Hey everybody,” Frank spoke into the microphone, voice echoing into the corners of the room. “You all know me, and I think I know all you. But right now, I’m not your friendly neighborhood barista. Tonight, I’m just a guy, and I just have one thing I want to say. So I hope you’re all listening, especially that guy at the back table.” Sequel/coda to Foreclosed [Frank/Gerard, Pete/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
With Dripping Wings, Heavy Things Won't Fly
Summary: Gerard is in more than a mess when he's kicked out of Heaven, and the demon tracking him is certainly not helping him. Frank has a plan, though, and he needs the fallen angel for it to work. This is what happens when Heaven and Hell collide. [Frank/Gerard, Ray/Mikey]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Gabe/William Fanfiction:
A Rose Is A Rose Is A Rose
Summary: Gabe only celebrates one anniversary but William isn't there to celebrate this year.
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
In Which Gabe is the Worst Grad Student-Teacher Ever
Summary: AU. Gabe's class of Freshman is a bit friskier than he expected and keeping order might be difficult, especially considering he doesn't give a fuck whether they pass or fail. [Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
Last Christmas, I Gabe You My Heart
Summary: William likes Christmas, but if only something could make it better. Oh wait, there is something. [Gabe/William]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Non-Specific Bandom:
Charms And Changes
Summary: Pete's finally convinced Spencer to let him babysit! Of course things aren't going to go right. coda/spin-off to As The Sun Sets [Pete/Mikey]
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Dogs Before Bitches
Summary: “Just think,” Frank put in as Vicky lurched and they broke into a run, circling a tree, “Gabe will be next. He always gets bitten.” Sequel to Un-Dock-Umented and Three Bags Full. [Bert/Jepha, Ryland/Alex, Gabe/William, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Pete/Patrick, Frank/Gerard, Mikey/Ray]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Empty Rooms
Summary: After months of flirtation, quick grins and lingering glances, one night is all they need. [Pete/Gabe]
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Functional Dysfunction
Summary: AU. Gabe and Ryan's relationship doesn't work, but somehow, it does. [Gabe/Ryan, Gabe/William]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Just A Perfect Apple
Summary: Mpreg. Alex DeLeon has a good life - a good job, good friends - but there’s still something missing from it - a baby. The one thing he wants more than anything seems to be the one thing he can’t get. When Cash offers to ‘make it happen,’ Alex scoffs at the idea because he’s not that desperate. Or, well, he didn’t think so. [Alex DeLeon/Cash, Ian/Marshall, Jon/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon] for bandombigbang 2010
Rating: NC-17
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 4
More Than A Drum Beat
Summary: AU. Did you just take a picture of my ass?” Keltie asks slowly, and Tom isn’t even abashed as he shrugs.
“School spirit,” he only says. “Shouldn’t have the University logo splashed across it if you don’t want me to.” [Tom/Keltie] for bandgirlsbang 2010
Rating: PG-13
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 2
No Place Like The Bed You Never Sleep In
Summary: After a long tour, Singer just wants to relax but a surprise visitor won't make it easy. [Cash/Singer]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
Silence Too Loud
Summary: Pete doesn’t know what to do. He doesn’t know why he picked Mikey out, why he singled out the quiet little guitarist, why he has him in his living room staring at the couch. [Pete/Mikey]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1
The Sweetest Downfall (But It Makes No Difference To Me)
Summary: AU. Struggling to even pay his rent, Tom is about to give up photography altogether, but when he meets a pretty dancer, things start changing and Tom might have gotten in over his head, and it's all his fault. [Tom/Keltie, Spencer/Jon]
Rating: PG
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 3
Those Are Called Strings, Pinocchio
Summary: AU. Tom comes home to find something unusual in his living room. Well, not that unusual considering the circumstances. Coda to The Fickle Friendship of Fate. Set somewhere between FFoF and Wherever the Wind Blows. [Tom/Keltie, Jon/Spencer]
Rating: G
Complete: Yes
Chapters: 1