*hums in a neglected placid sort of way*

Lulu is out! She's out she's out she's out and she's beautiful~! Now where are the rest of my offspring? I'd expected them to err, hatch at the same time, so to speak. ... :D *gently prods Parfait's cocoon with a finger ( Read more... )

Where oh where have my mutant-things gone, oh where oh where could they beeee~~~ *pokes shyly at Parfait's coccoon*

*promptly bursts into tears*

Lai loves Rumil more than me.

Difficult to decide which one to kill. May settle for simply taking my mutants offspring and running off to have an affair with Celeborn II.

In the meantime, Parfi is having a showdown with a small grasshopper which just happens to be kicking its small, green ass, Lulu is cooing incessantly at a pair of panties that ( Read more... )

1) Am no longer pregnant.
2) My offspring are mutants, as I had predicted. This is all Rumil's fault.
3) Lai fainted. As far as I can tell, he hasn't woken up yet. His helpfulness is positively astounding. End sarcasm.

Atleast they've all got names now. Boy! His name is Guppy. Girl! Her name is Eluil. Lulu for short. And the last? It's name is ( Read more... )

Yay childbirth. I am in alot of pain. :D :D Someone kill me kthx.

O.o;

o.O;

... Lai, why did our husband just leave us for the ringwraith that a) killed Del, b) tortured Gildor/injured you/scared me ome and c) won't let Gildor see his baby?

I want a divorce.

Rumil said I was gorgeous. This is a big accomplishment for me. *wipes away a tear* I might consider not killing him for the chinchilla incident.

But now I need to find Lai. *nod* This should be fun. *searches*

For the moment, we are going to pretend that my mun's computer did not stop working for three weeks. We are also going to pretend that I became the Lord of all Arda, that I had my babies, and that they devoured all who opposed me. As far as you are all concerned, I am a beauty queen. ... King. ... Thingy. Pretending is fun, oh yes. I'm sure I would ( Read more... )

*applies bandaids to various parts of his body, particularly the face, and scowls*

As you may know, I am now married to Lai and Rumil. That has been a happy thing, for many reasons. UNTIL NOWTherefore! My first order of business after giving birth will be to murder Yaban and successfully stow the body somewhere that Lai won't find and violate it ( Read more... )