For the moment, we are going to pretend that my mun's computer did not stop working for three weeks. We are also going to pretend that I became the Lord of all Arda, that I had my babies, and that they devoured all who opposed me. As far as you are all concerned, I am a beauty queen. ... King. ... Thingy. Pretending is fun, oh yes. I'm sure I would enjoy it more, were I not the size of a small cow. I want to cry.
Happy birthday to the little
hobbit thingies although this is probably late ; I didn't actually check the date on the posts.
I'm going to celebrate said birthday -- as well as my return -- by invading Rumil's many stores of beauty products and making myself over. *beams* Hee. *rummages around in Rumil's tent for a few minutes, grabbing the necessities and waddling off to the nearest source of water*