Another Dialect of Mankind ( Read more... )

there is not a single thing in my life I am happy about now nor have I ever been happy about. Every single ounce of toil, every action I make, and every thought I go through day in and day out makes me envy the dead and wish I went with the ones that I was happy with.

I wish I were fucking dead or dying already.

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

check me out I'm all excited and shit.

"and shit"

This essay was written by an 8th grader in Pittsburgh in the spring of 2004. The assignment was to pick an endangered species, and explain why protecting it is important. The typos and formatting are preserved from the original. To my knowledge, no aspect of the essay has been altered ( Read more... )

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I really don't feel the love
*sigh*
the holidays always remind me I'm alone

So I've been up since yessterday at 10, and at about noon, Kayle, Jon Davis and I go to target to get in line for the new shipment of wiis. I had to close from 3-1030, so I go and do that, and then I wait up all night in front of target with Joel and Derek as well ( Read more... )

yaay, oral surgery
I'm about to go get put under so they can slice me up and remove some teeth from the back. Yay!

I'll be all fuckered up all day, I'm sure, what with having my face removed and getting some sweet painkillers that I would otherwise hate but will for this weekend be a goddamn godsend.

Upeter has a mass of 0.001019 Solar units. that means jupiter is 1/100 the mass of the Sun.
Consequently, there are 375.175 Earths in one Jupiter mass. I found that out by hand, now I never want to make a Sine Wave again

someone at work maliciously poisoned me today ( Read more... )