I Try To Keep It Clean, But Honesty Is Wearing Thin.

[silhouettes_die]

Title: I Try To Keep It Clean, But Honesty Is Wearing Thin.
Author: silhouettes_die 
Rating: NC-17/R
Pairing: UrieValdez
POV: Shane
Summary: The first time Shane meets Brendon Urie, he swears it could be the weirdest moment he’s ever faced
Disclaimer: I’m sorry if you sneeze, after all this is bullshit.
Warnings: Language, boy kissing, and some age difference

Comments

[jamie_dear]

Omg, you will not believe the squeal that just escaped from my lips.
:DDDD

[silhouettes_die]

Yay!

You read it all already? O.o Wow, you must read really fast. Or did you sqeal because you saw it finally posted?

[jamie_dear]

i'm reading it now! :D
omg, baby!brendon is the cutest thing ever! of course he'd make a hot housewife! he's shane's hot housewife! \o/

Actually more like great looking friend especially in those low rise jeans that are really making his ass look great, wait what?

Lol! Oh, Shane...

-finishes-

[silhouettes_die]

Ah, I kinda figured that. XD

Baby!Brendon is the cutest thing ever! Baby!Brendon is my favorite Brendon. :) Lol, yes Shane's hot housewife and only his. ;)

Shane cannot control his mind when it involves Brendon's ass.

[diamondnation]

flounder♥

sweetest everrrrrr
loved it to death
the perfect bed time story :D
(i have to go to sleep now...)

[silhouettes_die]

Brendon is Flounder! He is just adorable and I love Flounder, and that video of Brendon telling a joke about fish tails also helps. XD

Aw, thank you! :D

I wish I was going to sleep but the insomnia has decided to act up tonight. :/ I hope it gives you adorable UrieValdez dreams! :D

[tangy_original9]

Hello. This story officially owns my life. When I finish my Scarlet Letter project I will let you know how much I flailed at this story.

Beautiful. Simply Beautiful. AND FLOUNDER OMG.

MORE WHEN I RETURN

[silhouettes_die]

Thank you! :D Lol, yay I can't wait!

Aw, thank you again! Everyone seems to love Brendon being called Flounder XD. It is a true fact, Brendon is adorable & flaily exactly like Flounder :D.

*waits for you to return*

[tangy_original9]

........=0........

*Kind of hates self...a lot.*

WOW SO I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO RETURN. THAT MAKES ME AN AWFUL PERSON AND I AM SO SO SORRY. I should write you an apology letter because you might have just been sat here waiting for months and I never returned and I am an awful awful person.

OK SO I BASICALLY AM IN LOVE WITH EVERY ASPECT OF THIS STORY! Baby!Brendon cooking and making teenaged!Shane try his brownies and even if they might be gross he's so fierce, even back then, Shane just canNOT resist. Besides the fact that Brendon was in that adorable little apron and making cute little flirty comments without even realizing it. And omg he's only 11 so back away from this pedo situation right about now.

THEN WHEN HE IS OLD AND EVEN MORE ADORABLE...NOT SURE THAT IS POSSIBLE THO. Hiding in a tower of Disney stuffed animals and singing?! Do you know how much I was squealing at that?!??!? It was just about the cutest thing I ever read. Especially when he convinced Shane to get in it with him and the whole, "Shane you found my glasses

[tangy_original9]

And slamming so doors and Spencer chasing after Ryan and Ryan getting really upset and crying and Brendon running outside and making a call to Shane sobbing and Shane always coming each time it happens, it happens a lot too!, and staying with him until the two make up.) So er...I forgot to throw in how much I loved the fact that Ryan did that because so realistic. Then he barely recognizes Brendon-people change! And then Brendon immediately knows from the name and he freaks out and is climbing on tables to get to him and the security is big and cuddly...like Zach! And tells him he'll be tied down and uhm, Brendon might like that kthanks! HAhahaha