I Try To Keep It Clean, But Honesty Is Wearing Thin.

[silhouettes_die]

Title: I Try To Keep It Clean, But Honesty Is Wearing Thin.
Author: silhouettes_die 
Rating: NC-17/R
Pairing: UrieValdez
POV: Shane
Summary: The first time Shane meets Brendon Urie, he swears it could be the weirdest moment he’s ever faced
Disclaimer: I’m sorry if you sneeze, after all this is bullshit.
Warnings: Language, boy kissing, and some age difference

Comments

[jamie_dear]

Omg, you will not believe the squeal that just escaped from my lips.
:DDDD

[silhouettes_die]

Yay!

You read it all already? O.o Wow, you must read really fast. Or did you sqeal because you saw it finally posted?

[jamie_dear]

i'm reading it now! :D
omg, baby!brendon is the cutest thing ever! of course he'd make a hot housewife! he's shane's hot housewife! \o/

Actually more like great looking friend especially in those low rise jeans that are really making his ass look great, wait what?

Lol! Oh, Shane...

-finishes-

[silhouettes_die]

Ah, I kinda figured that. XD

Baby!Brendon is the cutest thing ever! Baby!Brendon is my favorite Brendon. :) Lol, yes Shane's hot housewife and only his. ;)

Shane cannot control his mind when it involves Brendon's ass.

[jamie_dear]

Zomg I finished it and <3!!!!
I think I melted when Shane called him Flounder because that is like, perfect for Brendon.
I'm flailing so hard right now... \o/ /o\ \o/
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyousomuch!!!!

<3

[silhouettes_die]

Brendon is Flounder and has been in my mind ever since that stupid video from the Nine In The Afternoon shoot, where Brendon tells the fish tail joke. Oh Brendon...

I'm so glad you liked it! :D I was so worried you wouldn't, I'm so happy to see I was wrong.

[jamie_dear]

Hahaha, that clip made me laugh so hard I almost started to cry. :D

And of course I would like it! It's UrieValdez! What's not to like?! \o/

[silhouettes_die]

I love that clip so much, Brendon and his adorable face. And the end is such a wtf moment, you just have to love it.

Hahaha, very true. UrieValdez = ♥