Nine years of deep, introspective thought, I'm sure

[sigma7]

It was less than a decade ago that Italy’s top criminal court ruled that it was impossible to rape a woman who was wearing jeans. The court concluded back then that nobody could forcibly remove a woman’s jeans unless she cooperated.

Since then, the court has changed its mind.There's a point where my ability to mock just breaks down and dies and

Comments

[brightlotusmoon]

*crickets*

...

They... wait, what?

Oh, Italy.

Thank fuck the court changed its mind.

[motteditor]

This made me laugh ... until I realized it wasn't in the Onion. Holy smoke...

[rewil]

Ah, yes. I remember Lenker trying to joke about it and falling flat.

[sigma7]

It's in pith, archived for posterity.