Take Jim Nantz's and Phil Simms's commentary tracks from a game of Madden 13, feed it through Windows 8's voice recognition system, and enjoy what Joel McHale once called, during the first incarnation of Spaghetti Cat, "for lack of a better word, art." The Cold War burns hot and Hollywood looms and gender politics arise....
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Hrm, so that was interesting. More on that later. Right now it's only 93 degrees and I can actually function, so just to break up the predictable sea of Cyrillic spam, here's actual content. Brace yourselves.

I've been digging through Rifftrax lately (short definition: commentary tracks of pure mockery), and I have to say, it's made (some) ( Read more... )

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Here's what I've done.... ( Atrocities below.... )

While on the topic of catastrophically inexplicable computer game bugs, one from a recent classic: Dragon Age: Origins (and to answer your question, no, that's not supposed to happen; she's a bard, not a contortionist¹)....

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¹Though, given what goes down at The Pearl, maybe....

I'm often asked if there's an easy way to diagnose migraines. Sure. See if you can make it a minute and a half through this video without crying:

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About a minute in and I'm fully incapacitated.

Edit: Oh, look, it's a rehosted partial mirror: ( Tennessee Williams's My Little Pony in !Kung.... )

Wilkinsburg police said they believe no students ingested the contents of 78 bags of heroin that were brought to school by an 8-year old on Tuesday ( Read more... )

Buffalo, peacock, Pittsburgh Steeler? No, dog. Via jeditigger.

It's days like this that I miss being in news.

Also, someone check on Walter Cronkite, will ya?

Today's trauma-inducing quartet of words: bacon-flavored personal lubricant.

It's raining moose, halleOHMYGODMRRRRRRRBAM.