3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

[sidlj]

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash

Comments

[sidlj]

John is in Washington standing in for Elizabeth at a budget hearing. Jack invites him to his house for a grilled steak.Is it polite to wrap your legs around a general? John was playing it safe and pulling his knees to his chest. Impossible to say if all this was an invitation to touch and hold O’Neill. A kiss would be a good indicator, but so far

[starglyph]

Is it polite to wrap your legs around a general?

Oh, I love that opening line! And steak! And meat! Bwahaha! You are a naughty girl, and I really like that about you. ;-)

(And I must confess, I was pretty sure you wouldn’t write 2 or 3. The things a girl has to do to get a little J/J action...)

(I should also confess, I’m compiling a very small, Jack/John theme list, of which you are now the star.)

Thank you!

*smooshes*

[sidlj]

OMG, you are the sneaky one!

But you know, if Jack weren't drunk, Daniel's secret kinky desire would totally have revolved around Jack's dress blues. :-P

[starglyph]

1 - Jack O’Neill/John Sheppard NC-17 porn. No Daniel or Rodney.

2 - Dom Daniel takes advantage of a willing-to-do-anything sub Jack, by trying something extra kinky he’s been wanting to try, but has been too embarrassed to ask. You must mention the kinky thing.

3 - Same as (2) above, except Jack is the one asking Daniel for the extra kinky thing.

heh

[sidlj]

*peers suspiciously* Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

And, O. M G.

I just wrote my first cross-over!!

[starglyph]

Your first time -- it was good for me, too. :)

Obviously, we're good for each other...

YAY!

[green_grrl]

You violate my OTP(s)! And it is HOT! Wench. ;-)

[sidlj]

She tricked me! She is a tricksy one, that one.

[sidlj]

Heh, you are apparently a fan of the J/J persuasion. ;-)

Doesn't matter how you got here, as long as you enjoyed your visit!

[sidlj]

Cute, and just a little bit hot... although I never would have thought of this pairing.

N E V E R

:-D

[m_dk]

Woohoo!!!
LOVE!

[sidlj]

They look good together in our heads, don't they? :-D