3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

[sidlj]

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash

Comments

[sidlj]

“I’ve never seen anybody pick up a new language as quickly as she did. Her knowledge of Ancient is nearly as good as mine after only two days! It’s absolutely astonishing

[fiareynne]

Aaaaand that was my big belly laugh for the day. :D

[sidlj]

Mine, too! LOL

[tejas]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

BRAVO!!!!!!!

[sidlj]

*bows* *catches tossed bouquet* *bows again*

[tresa_cho]

Ahhahaah! Brilliant.

[sidlj]

:-D Thank you! It was nothing. *blushes modestly*

[sidlj]

Vielen dank! Actually, Jack was being circumspect. ;-)

[niamaea]

*cackle!*

I can't decide who to ship her with, I want them all to have her! ;)

[sidlj]

Do you think Jack will share? :-D

[niamaea]

Jack should know better to hold her down. She is like a butterfly! A beautiful, witty, astoundingly intelligent, graceful, virtuous, punctual butterfly! How dare he be so selfish with her boundless love?!?!?!

[sidlj]

*snort* Punctual! LMAO!

Yes, for shame, Jack!

[niamaea]

Thank goodness for him, her capacity for ultimate self-sacrifice and forgiveness is, I have no doubt, unending.

O:-)

[sidlj]

Oh, no doubt. No doubt.

They so need Cyd on hand in that final episode! She'd solve everything, plus somehow manage to save the *coff* you-know-who, too. *nods*

(hope that was non-spoilery enough for those that remain unspoiled for "Unending")

[niamaea]

Not to mention, she'd go talk to them for five minutes and the Priors would be all, you know, "So we should let everyone choose their own religion, and then maybe everyone won't try to kill us all the time...how did we not think of it before? Brilliant!"