3 Things I will never write meme (which I shall surely regret)

[sidlj]

Shoot me now.

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them. (Assuming, you know, that I have some idea what the fandom is, etc.)

a Mary Sue

John/Jack smut

J/D genderswap femslash

Comments

[tejas]

Oh, dear. No, I won't do *that* to you. ;-)

1. Anthropomorfic: j/d are turned into unicorns. :-) (HA! It comes back to haunt you! :-)

2. A Mary Sue: any universe.

3. Beaglefic: any universe.

[sidlj]

“I’ve never seen anybody pick up a new language as quickly as she did. Her knowledge of Ancient is nearly as good as mine after only two days! It’s absolutely astonishing

[fiareynne]

Aaaaand that was my big belly laugh for the day. :D

[sidlj]

Mine, too! LOL

[starglyph]

If you would never write it, It’s probably something I wouldn’t even read ... so this took some thinking.

1 - Jack O’Neill/John Sheppard smut. No Daniel or Rodney

2 - Dom Daniel takes advantage of a little bit drunk and willing-to-do-anything sub Jack, by trying something extra kinky he’s been wanting to try, but has been too embarrassed to ask. You must mention the kinky thing.

3 - Same as (2) above, except Jack is the one asking Daniel for the extra kinky thing.

OTOH, maybe you would write these. ;-)

*is excited*

[tresa_cho]

I concur. *roots for #2*

[sidlj]

Unfortunately, Dom Daniel insists that they're both sober when they're in a scene, for safety reasons.

Spoilsport!

[sidlj]

John is in Washington standing in for Elizabeth at a budget hearing. Jack invites him to his house for a grilled steak.Is it polite to wrap your legs around a general? John was playing it safe and pulling his knees to his chest. Impossible to say if all this was an invitation to touch and hold O’Neill. A kiss would be a good indicator, but so far

[wraith816]

1) quantumn mirror fic - your Jack and Daniel go through the mirror and meet scary dog-owning OOC!Jack and OOC!Daniel
2) genderswap so that Jack/Daniel is now femslash
3) any sort of hooker!AU

[sidlj]

Jack…Jacqui had bought a new house. This change was apparently going to be permanent, and she couldn’t keep pretending to be Colonel O’Neill’s cousin from Minnesota to the neighbors forever. And the old house seemed too masculine for her current tastes, anyway. So a new house in a new neighborhood, with new furniture and a new-found predilection for scented candles.

Some things hadn’t changed, though, which meant that Danielle hung out there as often as ever. Probably more often. They’d always been friends, but now they were girlfriends. Which seemed to involve a lot of giggling, and shopping for just the right shade of nail polish. And weirdly intimate talk about cramps (Danielle) and hot flashes (Jacqui) and cup sizes and how hard it was to have an orgasm compared to the old days

[sidlj]

Haw!