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shutupsammy

Eighteen Beers

Feb 02, 2009 22:57

[ voice post ]

WHO

MOVED

MY FUCKING

CAR!

I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LIVER AND WEAR IT AS A GODDAMN HAT!

[ooc: bela moved his fucking car. to a rooftop.]

maneaters, that bitch, what's dead should stay dead, our lives are weird, dean hates bitches, bela must die, metallicar, halp, emotional constipation, bela fucking talbot, not in kansas anymore, don't even like to be singled out, pretend we're normal, strap your party hat on, dean loves his car, don't fudge with me

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1inageneration February 3 2009, 04:00:35 UTC

You got carjacked?

shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:03:14 UTC

IT'S ON A ROOF! IT'S GONNA FALL!

1inageneration February 3 2009, 04:04:11 UTC

Um, Dean? The solution is kind of simple here. Like, monkey-simple. Get it off the roof?

shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:05:01 UTC

HOW.

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1/? [HERE THERE BE TRAUMA] voice; tothelibrary February 3 2009, 04:13:40 UTC

Dean. I shouldn't-

voice; tothelibrary February 3 2009, 04:14:30 UTC

He hurt me, he was going to- and he had a knife, just like Doc, and I told him I couldn't-

voice; tothelibrary February 3 2009, 04:15:48 UTC

He just left, and I don't-

He wanted to get home, and he had a knife.

voice; tothelibrary February 3 2009, 04:16:33 UTC

[Crying. Much crying.]

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voice; adamantined February 3 2009, 04:17:08 UTC

This time you totally can't blame me. I didn't have it.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:20:25 UTC

I also feel like you don't know how to drive a CRANE, so.

voice; 1/2 adamantined February 3 2009, 04:22:58 UTC

HEY. I can drive stick and everything. I could totally drive a crane if I put my mind to it and had five minutes.

voice; adamantined February 3 2009, 04:23:23 UTC

Which probably wasn't the best stance to take seeing as your car is currently on a roof somewhere.

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voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:24:15 UTC

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:26:28 UTC

RUBY.

THIS WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? YOU MAGIC SPELLED IT UP THERE OR SOME SHIT.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME!

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:30:15 UTC

Yes, Dean. It was me. Because I have nothing better to do with myself and my time than "magic spell" your car on top of a roof for you to find and scream at me about later.

As much as I'd like to take credit, I gotta pass.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:32:17 UTC

See, I KNEW my logic was sound, it--

Ruby would never give up credit for a bad deed done well. Ever. Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my skanky little token? Did you expel her from that body or something? FUCKING SERIOUSLY, MY CAR.

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anycuntcould February 3 2009, 04:27:58 UTC

That won't smell good at all, mate.

shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:29:41 UTC

That is a sacrifice I am willing to make for my baby.

/going to regret this anycuntcould February 3 2009, 04:35:26 UTC

It's just a bloody car.

most likely shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:40:24 UTC

It is NOT just a damn car! It was my father's car! My father who is CURRENTLY rotting in Hell for the rest of eternity! And it's the only thing he owned that I have left!

And also she's a classic and I rebuilt her myself.

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