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Eighteen Beers

Feb 02, 2009 22:57

[ voice post ]

WHO

MOVED

MY FUCKING

CAR!

I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LIVER AND WEAR IT AS A GODDAMN HAT!

[ooc: bela moved his fucking car. to a rooftop.]

maneaters, that bitch, what's dead should stay dead, our lives are weird, dean hates bitches, bela must die, metallicar, halp, emotional constipation, bela fucking talbot, not in kansas anymore, don't even like to be singled out, pretend we're normal, strap your party hat on, dean loves his car, don't fudge with me

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voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:24:15 UTC

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:26:28 UTC

RUBY.

THIS WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? YOU MAGIC SPELLED IT UP THERE OR SOME SHIT.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR REAL THIS TIME!

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:30:15 UTC

Yes, Dean. It was me. Because I have nothing better to do with myself and my time than "magic spell" your car on top of a roof for you to find and scream at me about later.

As much as I'd like to take credit, I gotta pass.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:32:17 UTC

See, I KNEW my logic was sound, it--

Ruby would never give up credit for a bad deed done well. Ever. Who the fuck are you and what have you done with my skanky little token? Did you expel her from that body or something? FUCKING SERIOUSLY, MY CAR.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:36:48 UTC

Put it this way: if it had been me, your ugly ass car would've been on fire.

And if you ever call me your 'skanky little token' again, I'm putting on your meat and hitting on Castiel.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 04:43:21 UTC

If my car ever lights on fire, I know who to look for now. And I will light her on fire.

...Ruby, that's fucked up. I don't ever want you inside me.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 04:53:14 UTC

If I ever light your car on fire, you're going to be inside it.

I'd take that somewhere but I actually don't feel like making myself throw up.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 05:08:32 UTC

I already did. Suffer.

Seriously though. Tattoo. Demon cockblocked. Bitch, I am crazy like a fox.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 05:22:16 UTC

Skin is removable.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 05:25:38 UTC

You sick whore.

Sometimes I can't tell whether or not I like the way your brain works.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 05:29:02 UTC

You like it. You like a challenge. Why else would you keep coming back for more and more and more... Bet that makes you feel all warm and tingly inside.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 05:39:34 UTC

Honey, you are not a challenge anymore. I have met and smarted off way worse these days.

voice; 1/2 blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 05:45:20 UTC

I wouldn't be so sure about that, Mr Hot Shot. Your ass is still grass unless you have a trap up your sleeve like a perfectly good pussy.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 05:46:01 UTC

So this lady you're looking for, the one who snatched your car with unmistakable finesse.

voice; shutupsammy February 3 2009, 06:15:51 UTC

Bela Talbot. Brown hair. Pinched face. English accent. Maybe a 6 out of 10 but Sam was sure as hell into that hunka hunka steaming bitch.

voice; blackeyedskank February 3 2009, 06:21:16 UTC

Oh.

So that's who that was.

I like her.

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