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thirty-seven beers

shutupsammy Jun 05, 2009 18:02

[ audio post ]

[ There is the sound of bare feet slapping on linoleum floors and a loud, raucous female laughter in the background, followed by very male snickering and a 'HAH! of triumph and a slammed door. A shower turns on. After the matter of a minute or two, a voice - a middle-aged woman, muffled by the door, comes calling. ]

"Mr. Winchester ( Read more... )

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thirty-six beers

shutupsammy Jun 03, 2009 22:24

Hospital food ( Read more... )

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thirty-one beers

shutupsammy Apr 19, 2009 19:09

[ In his dream, they do nothing. It isn't the same as reality, but Dean's subconscious has never been particularly forgiving of himself, not in the slightest, and Dean's subconscious believes he might have deserved this a little, the pain and the loneliness and the dying and going to Hell ( Read more... )

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twenty-two beers

shutupsammy Feb 17, 2009 17:53

[ voice post ]

Baby, I like my women like I like my coffee.

Fresh, sticky and spilled all over my brother's sheets.

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Eighteen Beers

shutupsammy Feb 02, 2009 22:57

[ voice post ]

WHO

MOVED

MY FUCKING

CAR!

I WILL RIP OUT YOUR LIVER AND WEAR IT AS A GODDAMN HAT!

[ooc: bela moved his fucking car. to a rooftop.]

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Fifteen Beers

shutupsammy Jan 11, 2009 19:25

HEY RUBY, CAN I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?

Anyway, I think I might offer a service concerning our little god-run session of stupid human games-- for the record, god-types, I fucking hate stupid human games that goes for you too, Castiel. Out of the goodness of my heart, I would like to offer right now to show up at the doors of any lesbos and weirdo ( Read more... )

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(Untitled)

shutupsammy Dec 19, 2008 21:01

[voice post]

This week was brought to you by the letter Z and longpig, our word of the day ( Read more... )

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Seven Beers

shutupsammy Oct 29, 2008 23:14

This THING:

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three beers

shutupsammy Sep 08, 2008 00:14

filtered to Sam Winchester, Sam's codes;I've been looking up crap on the curses here after getting whammied by one myself the other day-- by the way, you're lucky we were both working it solo that day, believe me --and let me tell you, Sam, whatever the Deities here are, it doesn't fucking matter. They are some bad mothers and they don't mess ( Read more... )

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