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This week was brought to you by the letter Z and longpig, our word of the day.
Glad that shit is over, though. It was pretty much exhausting for my trigger finger and my bank account. I could eat a fucking cow right now, the whole thing. Rare. Just club it over the head and drag it past the grill on the way to my plate, I want that bitch mooing--
Bobby? What are you doin', boy? What're you--
OH. OH, NOT ON MY GOOD BOOTS. GODDAMMN!