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[shutupsammy]

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This week was brought to you by the letter Z and longpig, our word of the day

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[shutupsammy]

I WILL PICK THAT SHOE UP AND DUMP IT ON YOU, FUCKING SERIOUSLY.

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[shutupsammy]

Yeah, probably.

Go make me a sandwich.

NO WORDS. JUST THIS FACE.

[tothelibrary]

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[shutupsammy]

What are you laughing at, squirt? You think my life is funny? Do you?

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[tothelibrary]

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Yup! Pretty much.

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[shutupsammy]

That's okay. My life is pretty hilarious, I admit it. It's funny, too, but like, not funny ha-ha, funny weird. You can probably empathize.

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[onlyfive]

Oh.

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[shutupsammy]

OH?

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[onlyfive]

Yes. Oh.

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[shutupsammy]

Oh, what?

Those were my best boots.

[cal_sitter]

That is disgusting, and I don't mean what your dog probably did to your good boots.

[shutupsammy]

Which part?

[cal_sitter]

Start with "I could eat" and end with "mooing."

[shutupsammy]

Who doesn't like a good, rare steak after a zombie invasion?

[elevatorwarrior]

...asshole. That's not freaking funny.

[shutupsammy]

You're right. It's hilarious.

[elevatorwarrior]

Like fucking hell it is. You've never had to eat live cows.

[shutupsammy]

Well, no, because I would be smart enough to beat them with a really big pipe or something first. Then it's just a really, really fresh dead cow.