I know its been a while since I last spoke. The US still can't find my Wepons of Mass Distruction (WMD). I told them the truth then I am telling the truth now there are NO WMD IN IRAQ. Get that thru you head Bush ( Read more... )

Happy birthday to me. I am enjoying my birthday here in lovely Syria. The Syrian government kicked me out but I came back in impersonating one my doubles. My family gave me some presents: a vest with exploses, so I can blow myself up insead of being captured; a remote detonator, so I can triger the wepons of mass distruction that we left hidden in ( Read more... )

Syria wants me to leave before the US desides to invade to get me and members of my family. They tell me they can only deny my existance here in Syria for only a short while longer. They don't want the US to attack them next. I am warning people now that George Bush is the anti crist.

stevexjocz just called me sicko. I think my record speaks for itself.

Barzan you idiot how in the hell do you get caught by the US. I told you get the hell out of Baghdad, but do you listen no. You listen to the TV too much when the US came into Baghdad you actually believed that the US was commiting sucide on the walls. I told you that it was a false report for the citizens dammit you fucking idiot.

Well as some of you know I ran like hell out of Baghdad just hours before the US snake George Bush's troops reached the city. I left while the American troops were commiting sucide on the walls of the city just because they couldn't find me or my wepons ( Read more... )

I was talking to Binladen asking how the fuck do I live in a cave. He also told me not to post in my livejournal to much because the US might track me down by my IP address. So I might not post as offen as I like for my safety

I know its been awhile since I last posted but being on a prolonged vacation has its downsides. My sons insisted that I spend extra time with them away from the office. My minister of Information, mohammedalsahaf, is doing a good job of telling our people the real story. But, the citizens don't buy it for some strang reason.

Well the power is still out in Baghdad but the generators around here still work. The American and British still speak lies. The say they have been in Baghdad, I know this to not be true. My people know it to be true ( Read more... )

Sorry I didn't post last night trouble with the generator after the power outage. I thought the US found my WMD supply but thankfully no. The fucking US renamed my airport at least to the citizens It is still Saddam Hussein National Airport, the people love me so much; I got 100% of the vote.


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