I can drink you under the table
Happy birthday to me. I am enjoying my birthday here in lovely Syria. The Syrian government kicked me out but I came back in impersonating one my doubles. My family gave me some presents: a vest with exploses, so I can blow myself up insead of being captured; a remote detonator, so I can triger the wepons of mass distruction that we left hidden in Baghdad; and a government position, in a county that I will not name right now (part of my agreement with said country I will let you guess at it).
The only down side is that I don't have the people out here partying like we used to. I am trying to get in some drinking game with the locals but they are not as quick as my citizens were. All they talk about is work, why can't they make today a national holiday?
The only down side is that I don't have the people out here partying like we used to. I am trying to get in some drinking game with the locals but they are not as quick as my citizens were. All they talk about is work, why can't they make today a national holiday?